Your Highness, I Really Don't Want to Be a Canary!

[The straight man in Kongtong is defeated by the crown prince and the beautiful one is attacked; the tenth-level actor who disguises himself as a woman is weak and unable to take care of himself is attacked; the ambitious and insidious and sinister smiling tiger prince is attacked] [Alternate history, staged 1v1, Sanjie, HE] As the crown prince of the Wu Kingdom, Li Langlin had been studying and practicing martial arts all day long since he could remember, without daring to slack off for a moment. When his friends asked him to listen to music, he ignored them. When his parents called him to attend the banquet, he turned a deaf ear. His head hangs from the beam, his buttocks are spiked, he chisels the wall to steal the light, and his bag of fireflies reflects the snow—— In this way, until he was fifteen years old, Li Langlin thought that he had accomplished his studies and could enter the court to show his ambitions. Suddenly, the country was destroyed. If you work hard, you won't be able to stand up to others. The elders of three dynasties were killed by a pillar in front of him, and the civil and military dynasties used soft knives to force him to commit suicide and die for his country. Li Langlin:? ? ? No, he hasn't done anything yet, so why should he die for his country? Li Langlin was so angry that he believed that "study is useless" from then on, and decided to surrender and go to the enemy's country to be a prisoner who should be eaten and slept. As a result, Xinjun looked at him with a smile and said: I heard that you are very good at reading. Why don't you become a reading companion for that incompetent guy in my family? The "incompetent" prince Xiao Xinfang also looked at him with a smile, as if the repeated attempts to kill him had never happened before. Li Langlin trembled with fright, feeling that the head on his neck was in danger of being saved. Although Li Langlin lost his country, his backbone was still there. He could be a minister in the enemy's country, but he couldn't be a canary in the enemy's country. If he didn't hold on to the country's gate, he still had to hold on to other gates. Therefore, in the face of Xiao Xinfang's entanglement and threats, he remained unmoved and sternly refused. What's more, he has always loved women, especially women who are as cold as ice, and Xiao Xinfang is a smiling tiger who talks nonsense, and his gender and personality are not suitable for him. Xiao Ling, the only daughter of Earl Zhongyi's house, has a cold temperament and is taciturn. If you stand within three feet of her, you will be frozen to ice by her frosty eyes. She is dressed in a pure white dress and has always been ranked first among the top ten ice beauties in the capital. Li Langlin fell in love at first sight. At that time, in order to make Xiaoling smile, Li Langlin did so many stupid things that even he could not count. Facing the emperor and the empress, they made a private lifelong commitment. He thought that he had won the beauty's heart, but he did not expect that it was the hunter who found delicious prey. The result of the prey falling into the trap is that it is eaten clean, not even the bones are left. The next day, Xiao Ling left without saying goodbye. Regardless of his pain, Li Langlin chased him for a day and a night, just to throw a piece of divorce paper in the face of Xiao Ling, a bitch. Three years later, Xiao Ling returned from the war and was favored with honors. He knelt in front of the emperor's palace and asked Li Langlin to marry him by name. The emperor was hesitant and sent someone to ask Li Langlin what he meant. Li Langlin wrote a eloquent memorial, scolding General Xiao, who was praised by everyone. Emperor: I understand. Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving. Granting marriage! Small theater. In the middle of the night, the murderous general on the battlefield lightly knocked on the door, with a weak and helpless tone: "Hua Xuan, I know I was wrong. I shouldn't have lied to you. Please let me in." Not to be outdone, Xiao Xinfang followed closely behind and banged the door: "Li Huaxuan, come out! This time I am just like him, you should choose me, right?" Li Langlin: ... Thank you for the invitation, he doesn't want to choose either one. "I would like to see you as Liang Shangyan and see you often every year." Intention: Why don't men bring Wu hooks and collect the fifty states in Guanshan?