I Am a Social Animal in the Fairy World
我在仙界当社畜
by Crab Roe Small Ingot (蟹黄小元宝)
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- ThemeCultivation
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Daily Life
- Episodic
- Lighthearted
- Sharp-Tongued
- Time Travel
- Xianxia Cultivation
Synopsis
When the 996 blessings traveled across the ocean and ascended to the fairyland, Liu Nianxing, a migrant worker, actually signed a "Respiratory Management Agreement" that was more severe than a contract of betrayal - merit will be deducted for taking a breath, and his life will be shortened if he works overtime. Even the aunt in the cafeteria was angry: "Today's blessing nectar (white porridge) is enough!" Liu Nianxing, who wears a triple vest, works as a talisman repairman during the day and is in charge of PUA. At night, he transforms into the ace black market weapon refiner "Wuxin Daojun". In the early morning, he also uses a courier vest to deliver food to his enemies. She held the "Heart Sutra of Social Animals" in her left hand and turned her resentment over overtime into a big move. She picked up the abacus in her right hand to demand wages: "50% off the right to breathe, three times the overtime pay - my aunt has already calculated this clearly!" Gu Wenjin, the cold-faced and ascetic chief of the Discipline Hall, secretly used double-entry accounting to change the merit system for her. When he discovered that the heart of the male protagonist was beating with fragments of the first-generation labor law, and that his puppet clone had already been made into a "monthly performance line chart" by him, Liu Nianxing poked him in the chest angrily: "Can your algorithm be thought up by a carbon-based creature?!" When the sect used the "chastity assessment" and "contraceptive elixir" to imprison the female cultivators, the alchemy cultivator's best friend overturned the test pot, the sword cultivator sister smashed the chastity monument, and the cleaning lady picked up a mop and used it as a flying sword: "Sisters, this is the end of today's class!" In this game of the fairy version of "Das Kapital", the workers want to overturn not only the fortune list, but also the entire exploitative order in the fairy world. ——The first rule of social animal cultivation: Fishing is the interest you deserve for your work. ——The final chapter of the anti-killing code of social animals: The cake drawn by the boss should be stuffed into his throat! ◆ True record of Foxconn's ashes in the fairy world × Anti-PUA battle manual ◆ All workplace slang has been transformed into immortality: KPI to overcome the calamity/Ding Nail Flying Sword/Toilet paper as a resignation letter ◆ The female protagonist will never beep if she can do it, and the male protagonist will never fight if he can use Excel to solve the sword formation. ◆ The workers in Tianting who were forced to work overtime voluntarily must be punished collectively tonight! Hour! Down! Class! Intention: In the fairy world wrapped in the 996 blessing report, use the abacus to break the chains of exploitation, allowing every worker to regain the freedom to breathe and the dignity of leaving get off work, proving that the grievances of workers are enough to burn off the oppressor's ladder to immortality.