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"Danzhi, I am no longer a human being!"
"Don't touch me!"
Smiling spring breeze, hidden edge attack X be cautious in words and deeds, soft and restrained
Gong is a hidden crybaby, he only cries with Shou (coquettish version), and is a "normal person" the rest of the time.
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In the Youji season, a young cultivator with the "Ten Bad" cultivators grew wild in the human race's immortal sect, taking detours when seeing chickens, and baring teeth when seeing dogs.
My family was destroyed and I wandered the border between humans and demons for five years. I had nothing to do on weekdays except exorcising ghosts!
Finally one day, the boring days are over.
"Dan Zhi, you can make it easy for me to find you."
Yun Danzhi: "Get out!"
After eating, drinking and living together for two years, all the tenderness we spent together day and night on Taiwei Mountain was eaten up by dogs. Now that we meet again, we (unilaterally) don't (want) to know each other, and we are even disgusting.
Yesterday I beat a dog, today I am beaten like a dog.
You Ji was beaten back to the important place of Xianmen by Tan Zhi and took a closer look.
The number one on the Immortal Sect's list is actually talked about!
And he, not to mention fifty people, was still being compared forcibly.
How unreasonable!
Before You Ji could hold back his breath, he was sent to the border again.
He met Tanzhi again.
Still so cold, still so picky.
It's just... Why are you a devil!
The first one on the human race list is a demon. Does the Immortal Sect know that?
That's all, who expects to meet this 'devil' every time?
So what if you don't like me anymore? Who told you to meet me every time?
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Until later, he knelt on the ground, the spiritual tide surging in his dantian, and the severe pain all over his body rushed to his heart.
You Ji's eyes were red.
"Danzhi, how can you lie to me every time."
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As a demon king, you should put the demons first and foremost.
But why do I meet humans every time I travel?
Yun Danzhi felt that it was too troublesome to kill people every time, and the food of the human race was really good, so it was better to hide himself and become a complete human race.
What's more, the human race doesn't seem to be that bad?
His friends are from the human race, his half-master is also from the human race, and even his brother's wife is from the human race.
He traveled to the mountains and seas with the human race, and experienced hardships and dangers with the human race.
Especially that fool named You.
After hiding next to him for several years, I still don't know his real name or that he is a demon.
Let's talk about it.
He is too lazy to change it.
Many years later, this pseudonym has been firmly engraved on the human race's Immortal Sect's list.
Just why, the human demon died.
That fool is also dead.
The white jade ring given by the human race came to life due to heartbreak.
Going back in time again and again, meeting countless times, but not once did the two of them live at the same time.
Until this time, the fool finally knew that he was a demon and finally pronounced his true name.
"You Zhengye, you and I are human demons, and we will not end well."
"Yun Danzhi! You and I are human demons, but we must end well!"
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You Ji made an appointment with the Demon King to fight.
First year:
You Ji: "Are you qualified?"
Yun Danzhi: "Get lost"
Second year:
You Ji: "What now?"
Yun Danzhi: "Stay away from me."
Many years later:
You Ji: "Is it possible?"
Yun Danzhi: "Almost..."
You Ji: "Come on, come on! Fight quickly! After the fight, go back and eat. I left some good ones at home today!"
Yun Danzhi: "..."
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Food guide:
1. Firm 1v1, attacking and receiving soul mates, only each other from beginning to end, HE
2. Straight ball strong person x reserved light person
3. The protagonists are both engaged in business online, with maximum force value, secretly teasing and favoring each other, but no one is perfect and cannot cover everything.
4. This article is made up for fun and has no evidence. Please do not go into it further.
Purpose: Difference does not pose a threat, and unfamiliarity does not equal danger
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