Immortal, Your Vest Fell Off

After Song Qingshi had his life changed, he traveled through time with the semi-finished system sent by the underworld. He originally thought he was getting Long Aotian's script, but unexpectedly the system got the timeline wrong at the beginning and sent him to the guillotine. In this timeline, the new emperor Shen Cian is extremely disgusted with alchemists who act under the banner of immortals, and when he appears, he stands in front of the big devil dressed as an alchemist. Seeing that the start was coming to an end, Song Qingshi had no choice but to try his best to save himself. He put on the clothes that came with the system and turned on the special effects of the clothes. In an instant, the winter snow melts, everything grows, and the springs gurgling. He seemed to be acting like an immortal, and he successfully frightened Shen Cian and others and escaped. It's a pity that the new emperor is suspicious by nature. He will test every three steps and dig a hole every five steps. It wasn't enough for Song Qingshi to deal with him, the system also made frequent mistakes and caused him trouble. One moment, it makes him make some inexplicable noise when discussing state affairs, and the other moment, it makes him illiterate when he is making serious plans. He would even take him to the edge of the cliff while leading the way. Song Qingshi: System, if you don't want me to live, just say so! System: I'm not, I didn't, I really didn't mean it! One day, Song Qingshi believed in the system again in order to save a few steps. As a result, while walking, he appeared at Shen Cian's bath. Song Qing lowered his eyes, fearing that he would see something he shouldn't have seen, so he explained weakly: "I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?" "Should I believe it?" Shen Ci'an replied quietly. Another day, Song Qing, who was suddenly greedy, believed in the system again. The system guarantees that it will definitely help him avoid everyone this time. In the imperial dining room, not long after Song Qingshi slipped in, she raised her eyes and met Shen Cian's smiling eyes. Song Qingshi silently put down the pastry she just took a bite of, and said with some embarrassment: "Actually, I just want to give you a taste. Do you believe it?" Shen Cian nodded and replied seriously: "I believe it." -- "I don't want to wear books!" ! ! Copywriting: Wen Tingsong was kidnapped and taken to a different world by a system claiming to be Dog Licking System No. 233. The system requires Wen Tingsong to accept the protagonist Shou as his disciple according to the plot, and to contribute to the love between the protagonist Shou and Shou. After Wen Tingsong refused the tasks issued by the system time and time again, the system forcibly took over his body, and Wen Tingsong simply died with the system again and again. When he opened his eyes, he returned to the apprenticeship ceremony. He wanted to leave, but suddenly he heard a voice: [Beep, the binding is successful, Licking System No. 233 Is at your service wholeheartedly] Wen Tingsong was stunned for a moment, followed the voice and picked up Shen Ximing's collar and said, "Just him." After Wen Tingsong learned that the system was still alive, he studied behind closed doors how to destroy the system. Before he could figure out how to destroy the system, a cheap apprentice came to his door. "Master, Master, do you pay attention to me?" Wen Tingsong, who was tightly grasped by his cheap disciple's sleeves and unable to break free, sighed and said, "What's the matter with you?" The cheap disciple said, "Master, there is something wrong with me. I seem to have a personality inside me." Wen Tingsong: Oh, I know, Licking System No. 233, I'm old and familiar. "He would pop up sometimes." Wen Tingsong: I am familiar with this. It means that the system has gained control of the body. "You might do amazing things." Wen Tingsong: Understand, give the protagonist the treasures of heaven and earth, and go through fire and water for the protagonist. "Master, if you find anything wrong with me then, just knock me out." Wen Tingsong: Well, how should I put it? In fact, I have knocked you out many times. Shen Mingxi observed Wen Tingsong for a long time and felt that his master might be his fellow book wearer. One day when the sun was dark and the wind was high, he held the quilt and knocked on Wen Tingsong's door. Just when Wen Tingsong was about to become impatient, Shen Mingxi said tentatively: "Odd changes to even?" Before Wen Tingsong could react, Shen Mingxi blinked and continued, "How are you?" Still not hearing the answer he wanted, Shen Mingxi took a step forward and said, "Palace Jade Wine?" "What's the price of the shirt?" Forced to listen to a series of nonsense, Wen Tingsong finally couldn't help but reached out and blocked Shen Ximing's mouth, and said in a cold tone: "Shut up." Purpose: No matter where you are, live a good life