Help! In my previous life, I, Ling Zhao, was a psychiatrist, but I was so angry with my target that I had a heart attack, "Lengliang". I finally bound to a system that was against the will of heaven, but it "sneaked away", leaving me with a black eye after time travel. It was a "big grudge". I thought that my childhood sweetheart, the emperor, could be my "salvation", but who would have thought that he would turn into a "scumbag" instantly after he ascended the throne. He fell in love with my maid and let her dominate me. I ended up with the tragic end of my family being wiped out and myself drinking poisoned wine. ?
Fortunately, the road is boundless. I was reborn. This time I learned to be smart. I knew that I could neither fight in the palace nor have a golden finger. "If you can't offend me, you can't afford to hide." So I decided to run away with oil on my feet and plunged into the mountains. I wanted to turn on the "seclusion mode", but I accidentally fell into the world of cultivation. This is not over yet, as soon as we arrived, we encountered a "social death" incident, and my wallet was stolen by a thief! In order to get my wallet back, I chased him all the way, good guy, directly to Qingzong. ?
What's even more outrageous is that the head of the Qing Sect talked so much that I was fooled and confused. I was accepted as a disciple of the second sect leader without knowing it. When I saw the face of the second sect leader clearly, I almost turned to stone. Wasn't this the thief who robbed my wallet? From top to bottom, each Qingzong is more "abstract" than the last. The second sect leader, a big boss in women's clothing, loves to steal things and is more unpredictable than my predecessor; the eldest sect leader has a crow's mouth, and has a special "feeling" for older children, and his daily style is strange; the senior sister only knows how to play around all day long, and has no formality. She has 365 boyfriends, changing one every day; the junior brother is a "The invention madman", the gadgets he tinkers with can make people's jaws drop; there is also a zombie girl who exudes an indescribable weird aura, damn! She still has a crush on me! ! !
Life in this world of cultivation is simply a "feast of weird things", and my "rebirth and counterattack" has turned into a "hilarious survival story" in a weird sect. Let's see how I deal with this group of "weirdos" and start a journey of cultivating immortality that will challenge my three views. I also plan to go back one day and take care of those who bullied me in my previous life! ?
……………………………………………………………… (The dividing line of kindness) ………………………………………………………………
The Great Paper Immortal (picks his nose) (lights cigarette) (takes a puff of cigarette and eats his nose): I am the former head of Qingzong. As we all know, we are different from other immortal sects. They cultivate immortality, while we cultivate IQ. Well, IQ is the most important. What does this mean? It means that if you have IQ, you are not weak. Those who cultivate immortality but not wisdom may be weak, but those who cultivate IQ are definitely not weak. Everyone is welcome to join.
Ling Zhao [Protagonist] (rushes over and curses angrily): Don't believe it! This sect is so weak! Let me out! I want to go home! (Suddenly there was a pain in the neck. Zheng Xiaoxiao came over and chewed his neck without knowing when.) Help! ! ! ! ! (Dragged away)
Anzhu [Second Sect Leader] (shy): Welcome young handsome guy to come and play~, the Nu family is the most handsome man in the sect. Come now and enjoy the kissing service
Ling Zhao, who had just escaped: (vomiting) This person is from Nantong, and he also likes to steal people's things! Be careful! (Dragged away by Zheng Xiaoxiao again)
Russell Su [senior sister] (charming): Welcome to join. I am very innocent (meaning one boyfriend a day) and will take good care of my junior sisters and junior brothers.
Zheng Disheng (busy assembling parts, inconvenient to chat): But... Don't interview me.
Zheng Xiaoxiao (had something to do with Ling Zhao, and when he saw the camera, he shot it to pieces)
! ! ! My camera! ! ! !
Concept: only for abstraction