Atheist Xia Yangye was forced by his family to become a priest.
On my first day after work, I picked up a bulging red envelope at the entrance of the hospital. I opened it and saw the words "Lend you ten years of life" written inside.
Xia Yangye put the red envelope into his pocket, went to the vegetable market to buy a king crab in a hurry, and silently took out the note when he returned home.
Although the owner of the note obviously expected that someone would cause trouble, the note was cut so thin and small that there was no chance to add words.
But this couldn't stop Xia Yangye. Xia Yangye took out a magnifying glass, almost lying on the table, took a pen and drew an inverted V between the words "borrow" and "you", and added a small "give".
"Lend you ten years of life" becomes "Lend you ten years of life."
Who can hold back?
Xia Yangye couldn't hold himself any longer, he smiled and prepared to open the foam box and cook a beautiful "state banquet".
As soon as I opened it, a crab leg shell flew towards me, and there was a mermaid coiled inside, and the crab had already been chewed up.
Xia Yangye picked up Du Shuang by the scruff of his neck and threw him out: "Where is my king crab?! Why is there no hair at all!!!"
Du Shuang: QVQ (acting cute——)
Purpose: Protect the ocean