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The mountain god Shan Ning slept for eight hundred years due to injuries.
When she opened her eyes again, Heaven had thrown four messes at her: the gods were extinct, the path to ascension was cut off, old friends were missing, and there was a world-destroyer waiting for her to kill.
Shanning: "...?"
Looking at the so-called Destroyer in the distance, Shan Ning folded a leaf into a blade and stabbed it straight at the opponent's throat.
But he was stopped halfway by two stones.
Looking up, I saw a handsome young man standing there.
The little boy Xunxun in black, smiling eyes and waving to her——
"Hi, wife."
Shanning:?
Who are you?
The young man said that the two met eight hundred years ago, and kept calling him "wife" and "sister".
The tone is sincere and the attitude is slightly frivolous.
Shanning couldn't figure it out and decided to beat him first.
... Later, she discovered that the harmless and gentle boy on the surface was actually a black lotus.
*
The gods disappeared, including Shan Ning's friends from a hundred years ago.
Friend A is used as nourishment and divine power to provide a sect.
Friend B is trapped in a secret place and has lost all five senses and is ignorant of the world.
Friend C was seriously injured and bled to death with only a trace of breath left.
…
The spiritual power of Shan Ning's palm gradually condensed into reality, and every inch condensed into a cold blade. She lowered her eyes, and her voice was as cold as jade and frost.
"Who did it?"
The coercion was wrapped in the strong wind and exploded, causing cracks in the ground within a ten-foot radius.
Everyone's spines made an overwhelming crunching sound, and their foreheads were heavily bruised with blood and mud.
But no one dared to answer.
And the beautiful young man who had been standing beside her from the beginning, talking nonsense, leaned lazily on the wall and pointed in the direction with a smile.
"Sister, do you want me to help you?"
*
When Pei Zhao crawled out of the sea of blood from the mountain of corpses, the first thing he saw was a god.
The god leaned down in the sunshine and gently wiped the blood from his face.
So later, even after eight hundred years and everything was forgotten, he stubbornly went against heaven step by step.
Reading tips:
1. The heroine loses her memory and the hero pursues his wife
2. The female protagonist who looks cold and indifferent, but is actually a bit stupid in terms of strength × the male protagonist who looks shameless, but actually has high attack, low defense, and is a bit bad
3. The male protagonist is a time traveler. Occasionally, some modern words appear and are by default spread by the male protagonist.
4. The traditional system of cultivating immortals. The realm of cultivating immortals is divided into: Qi training, foundation building, golden elixir, Yuanying, out-of-body, cave-xu, and Mahayana.
5. It's actually a story about finding friends ()
——Advance copy of "Don't Provoke the Big Devil"——
Chu Tingyue went through the book.
Good news: Her life was in vain.
Bad news: She's dying again.
Seeing the super devil Wen Wen in front of him who was dressed in black and had a ferocious expression and was calmly preparing to dig out his own heart, Chu Tingyue made a quick decision and knelt on the ground with a plop.
"Boss, please let me go. I'm willing to work hard for you in the future. I won't do what you say. I'll wash the dishes for you while you eat. Every morning I get up and praise you for how handsome you are and how beautiful you are!"
The big devil raised his eyebrows: Oh?
*
In the days after becoming the little girl of the big devil, Chu Tingyue's desire to survive and her conscience were fighting every day.
The big devil wants to kill people to vent his anger. Chu Tingyue superficially shouts that the king is powerful, but in fact secretly instructs Chen Cang to secretly replace the living people with dummies.
The big devil wanted to rob the family, but Chu Tingyue pretended to be a villain and secretly stole the big devil's money bag and land deed to help the well-off family move to a higher level.
The big devil wants to attack the upright people. Chu Tingyue seems to strongly support him, but in fact he hires someone to play the role of the upright leader and takes the initiative to subdue him.
It was so coaxing that the big devil was so excited that he almost changed his ways on the spot...
The big devil pushed Chu Tingyue against the wall with an arrogant expression, "Do you really think I'm so easy to deceive?"
Chu Tingyue moved secretly, planning to get under his arm, "No, isn't it?"
Big Devil: "Silly."
Chu Tingyue endured the humiliation with tears in her eyes: "You, you are right."
Big Devil: "..."
*
Life is like water, calmness is just an illusion.
One day, the devil who has done many evil things finally gets his comeuppance.
Good news, Chu Tingyue finally escaped from the clutches of the big devil.
Bad news, those righteous monks are planning to kill her as well.
Chu Tingyue ran away with tears in her eyes and took the big devil with a force level several times higher than hers even if he was seriously injured.
There was a big hole in the devil's stomach, and he was groggy from excessive blood loss. Chu Tinyue almost fainted from fright and started to recite the core socialist values.
"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom and equality..."
The unconscious big devil: "Just rule of law..."
Chu Tingyue: "..."
Big Devil: "... That's not right"
Exposed.
[Very afraid of death, very cowardly girl × Not afraid of death, loves to cause trouble, very bad devil]
Early stage:
Meibao raised her arms and shouted: Oh well, I have been deceived for another day!
Big Devil: Do you really think I'm stupid?
Later period:
Sister Bao: Fellow? Were you playing me before?
The big devil had a cold face: No, you admit your mistake.
What should I do if I die if I don't maintain the character of the big devil when I travel to another world?
Of course, I can only deliberately put a fool around to mess up all the bad things for me.
Also, fellow man, do you know that your force value is too low and you are very dangerous to me?
A lighthearted little sweet article
Purpose: Justice triumphs over evil
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