Qin Yikao Gong had been there for five years, but he did not come in every year.
In the sixth year, a certain unit recruited 3 people for accounting positions, and 9 people were interviewed. He ranked 10th in the written examination.
Qin Yi threw the table in anger (╯°Д°)╯┻━┻: "I quit!"
The next day, a text message came in——
[Hello candidates, congratulations on entering the interview stage for civil servant recruitment in our bureau. Please interview at 8pm. ]
Does he seem to be? Come in? ! ?
Qin Yi changed into a suit overnight to attend the interview. With his intelligence, he successfully landed and became a glorious government accountant!
The government pays well, working from 10 to 6, five insurances and one fund, 5 days off and 2 days off, three times the holidays, and good welfare benefits! Qin Yi was filled with joy and respected this job from the bottom of his heart.
The next day, Qin Yi happily went to work half an hour early.
Just - why is the company building closed? !
He opened the text message he received yesterday in confusion——
Haha, it turns out it's not 10 a. M. To 6 a. M., But 10 a. M. 6 A. M. ^ ^
Night accountant? Unheard of.
But that's a civil servant! !
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That night, Qin Yi happily went to work and opened the old-fashioned account books with great ambition.
Raw Material Procurement: Book of Life and Death
Office supplies reimbursement: Meng Po Soup
Pay wages: Hades coins
Main business income: Burning paper money in the world
Total income last year: one minus sign and a string of zeros
What is this? ? ? ? ?
With trembling hands, he opened the text message again and checked it carefully.
"Congratulations on joining the Local Government Finance Bureau. Be full of energy and work hard today!"
Qin Yi:...! !
I thought I was working as a government accountant, but I didn't expect that I was working as an underworld accountant.
He wanted to run away, but instead, he signed a five-year long-term contract.
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On the first day of work, Po Meng burned the book of life and death while cooking soup.
On the seventh day of work, Gui Cha formed a gang to fight and broke the Naihe Bridge.
On the tenth day of work, Black and White Wuchang applied for the third set of sickles.
On the twentieth day of work, the King of Hell took Meng Po Tang out for a trip, causing a large number of human memories to be damaged.
Loss +1+1+1+1……
His first month's salary was an IOU.
No wonder the fiscal deficit has been running for hundreds of years! !
Looking at the appalling account books and the IOU wages, Qin Yi couldn't bear it anymore and gave Jiangshan some advice——
He pointed at Po Meng: You, become a food blogger!
He pointed at the judge: You, go and draw cultural and creative products!
He pointed at the bull-headed horse face: You guys, go and bring the goods!
He pointed at the black and white impermanence: You two, go to the entertainment industry to sell corruption!
Under his leadership, the underworld turned around its profits and losses and became completely new and full of joy. Even the room of the King of Hell was hung with red lanterns and red gauze curtains.
Just——
The hand hanging down in the gauze curtain seems to be their human accountant? !
2025/02/17
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Reading Guide
1. Double first love, attack is the king of hell
2. I am a civil servant/accountant. The author failed to pass the public examination, failed in professional courses, and went crazy at work.
3. Think of adding more
Intention:1