Ji Shi and Yan Xi are really a match made in heaven, enemies.
1. Ji Shi was late and jumped off the wall just in time to be caught.
Disciplinary inspection committee member Yan Xi handed him the duty list: "You are allowed to experience the feeling of remembering names."
Ji Shi brushed a few big characters.
Name: Justice.
Note: You may be late.
2. One night, Ji Shi couldn't go back and wanted to bribe him with money.
Ji Shi looked at Yan Xi's bicycle: "Give you a dollar to take me back."
Yan Xi thought.
Ji Shi: "What are you still thinking about? You don't even want a huge sum of money?"
Yan Xi clutched her chest and said heartbrokenly: "My conscience does not allow me to make dirty money, because the people I carry are not worth a dollar."
3. Ji Shi cried to his friend: "Oh, oh, oh, he scolded me, he scolded me so dirty."
My friend was confused, Yan Xi obviously didn't say anything.
"Why did he scold you?"
Ji Shi: "He scolded me with his face."
4. Campus love is real.
"Yan Xi, do you f*ck like me? You just do. Is it a shameful thing to like me? You feel inferior to me before I even said anything?"
5. Until one day, Ji Shi solemnly introduced him again: "This is my brother. I kissed him."
Brother:? ? ? ? ? ?
Brother A: "So there are no mosquitoes in winter, right?"
Brother B: "So Cantonese food won't make people's mouth swollen, right?"
Brother C was full of disbelief. Not to mention whether they were mortal enemies, but he was the steely straight man who had watched him grow up: "Are you kidding me? You won. It's really funny. Hahahahaha..."
Ji Shi: "I'm not kidding you."
The brothers' smiles solidified——
If the high-class joke is not a joke, then what is left is the high-class...?
6. In the year when Ji Shi was repeating his studies, he finally endured Yan Xi's high-pressure study. He threw away his pen and lay on the table: "I don't want to study anymore! I don't want to study anything anymore! If you don't pass the exam, you won't pass!"
Yan Xi: "Okay."
Ji Shi put away the book: "Really? I'm going to bed."
Yan Xi: "I'll give you something else."
Ji Shi: "What..."
Yan Xi pushed him to the bed: "Theoretical practice and exploration of human biology."
Ji Shi: "What is this... Uh huh..."? ! ! ! ! He doesn't want to learn this! ! !
They grew up in this small county town and were also bundled into exam-oriented education. However, some people used music as a weapon and wanted to explore another road that had not been chosen.
A story about running for a dream.
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Will retaliate with a poisonous mouth, pure love, tsundere academic domineering attack × low-key warmth, sunshine protection, short-bellied black academic scumbag
Ji Shi: I know, my eyes are too abrupt. But how should I look at you politely.
Yan Xi: The camera hadn't focused yet, but I was looking at that blurry mass, and my heart was so damn moved.
(Mainly speaking if you have something to say, all members talk)
If our love will eventually be sued, it is your fault if you fall into it.
Your accuser is willing to defend you.
Also known as "Opening eyes: Sending someone to the grade director's office", "Forcibly stuffing someone who doesn't want money into the grade office", "You're really screwed and you're unhappy again"
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1. When the sky was high at noon the next day, Wen Yu slowly opened his eyes. A beautiful day begins at noon.
What was next to him... He turned his head and saw Song Mingye's delicate sleeping face.
"Hold the grass!" He was so frightened that he sat up directly.
This is not as scary as someone under the bed.
The person next to him heard the noise, turned over, and said quietly: "Don't make any noise, I was too tired last night."
2. The agent asked: "What will you say when you see Teacher Song later?"
Wen Yu: Tell me, Teacher Song, why are you so sick? Can you still save him? Just wait, I'll call the funeral home right away...
"Mr. Song, I'm here to see you. I have offended you so much before. I really miss the old days. Alas, that's all I have to say. You can sleep peacefully and leave the rest to me."
"... Okay, barely passed." The agent put away the tablet, feeling that after emergency training, this guy was already able to stand alone.
Powerful actor Song Mingye × cross-border dancer Wen Yu
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day.