Metaphysical girl VS scientific straight man
- Just after you finished complaining, "This master can't even count Ziwei," you turned around and knocked over his Starbucks. He held "Marxist Philosophy" in his hands to support you, and spoke violently: "Feudal superstition is harmful to people. I suggest you read "Selected Works of Mao Zedong"."
- You sneer and throw out your zodiac sign: "You have a zodiac sign, but you still have a strong mouth when you lack fire in your life!" His pupils were shaking - he was forced by his own mother to sign the marriage certificate yesterday.
- To prove that "materialism will win", he treats you to drink bean juice: "If the number of my exes is accurate, I will treat you to this meal." You counted: "Three, but they are all cheating on me." He sprayed out a circle of focus: "... Have you peeked at my circle of friends?"
Result
He has become your chief experimental sample, and you have become his "feudal remnant transformation object."
Dating projects include: you tell him his fortune, he tells you about quantum mechanics, and each other thinks the other is crazy - but more interesting than his ex.
Intention: love