
Social Animal Npcs Are Always Targeted by Monsters
社畜NPC总被怪物盯上
by Geman (格漫)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 507k Words
- Chapters
- 157
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Cheat Mode
- Cthulhu
- Fourth Calamity
- NPC
- Power Fantasy
- Urban Anecdotes
Honours
Synopsis
——The pre-collection of "Cannon Fodder Gong Reborn" in the story of True and False Young Master tells the story of Cannon Fodder Gong being reborn, slapping a scumbag in the face, and marrying a pretty little bad guy to be his wife. The copy is at the bottom. [Being a world-weary face, being a social animal, being a human being, being a BOSS-level cool guy who controls the field (Zhong Yibai) x a pretty little monster who has no common sense and is easy to bully (Zhong Youyou)] The large-scale online game "Abnormal Object Containment Company" invades reality and brings a large number of abnormal objects. It also brings a group of players with special abilities who hold the system. Zhong Yibai is an indigenous NPC in this background The character is set up to have a thirty-year mortgage The base code is 996 Full level social animal, chosen cannon fodder Abnormal objects gathered around him and refreshed The bosses, colleagues, and relatives around him have all been replaced by inhuman things without even realizing it. Players in the gaming community even directly placed bets on how he would die. [Abnormal Object Number: D-087 Burning Ice Cube] Other players: "This thing is dangerous. It melts in body temperature. If touched accidentally, it will cause spontaneous combustion of the human body." Zhong Yibai took the ice cubes back to his kitchen to boil water for cooking, saving a lot of gas bills. [Abnormal Object Number: D-112 Thief's Hand] Other players: "The anomaly is a severed hand with a mouth in the palm. It likes to eat gold jewelry and human brains." Zhong Yibai put the severed hand into a plastic cage and took it to the antique market for treasure appraisal. The monster salivates when he sees the real treasure, and Zhong Yi makes a fortune by reselling antiques for nothing [Abnormal Object Number: A-096 Pseudoman Colleague] Other players: "Be extremely vigilant when encountering this monster. It will copy your appearance and skills, and eventually completely replace you." Zhong Yibai ordered the dummy to work for him on weekdays, and he found a part-time job himself so that the dummy would not be idle on weekends. All the players were excited: "You call this an NPC?!!!" Players from all over the community collected the mysterious NPC's containment record and entered it into the player system for estimation. When the results were announced, a certain social animal NPC instantly ranked first on the strength list! Before the players had time to worship the true God, the game community system was paralyzed after five seconds. All players watched helplessly as someone directly erased their information from the list: "Next time you try to pry into my privacy, be careful and your system will explode." * Zhong Yibai suddenly lost his memory one day When I came back to my senses, there was a beautiful "boyfriend" beside me. My boyfriend is very clingy, dozens of hands are used to cling to him stickyly Zhong Yibai calmly told the other party: Since the number of limbs between us does not match, we should break up. The boyfriend looked down at his hands: break up? Will you give me my hand? Okay, how much do you want to share? OO Zhong Yibai: That's not what I meant. . . The boyfriend was shocked: Do you want me to give it to you? No, if you divide it again, it will be gone! QQ The boyfriend watched the group videos and planned to seduce him. That night, he got naked into Zhong Yibai's bed and kissed her. He thrust his head into Zhong Yi's white arms, and then Then there is no more Zhong Yibai, who was waiting quietly for the next chapter: Is this all you learned? The boyfriend blushed: In the short movie, there is a charge for the later content. I can't watch it. Can you lend me some money to unlock the later content? QAQ Zhong Yibai turned around: "Shhh, don't talk, it's time to charge." Reading tips: Little Monster Shou is the boyfriend who has a lot of copywriting skills at the end Pseudo-orthopedics, Gong and Shou were adopted brothers, but they were no longer on the same household register; Gong was six years older than Shou; Gong was 189, Shou was 176, and they had different body shapes. Attack Su, attack favor, and attack favor. Daily stories about urban supernatural beings, killing monsters to earn money to support your wife. No one can compare with beauty when attacking or receiving. Don't tear apart honor and disgrace. Don't tear apart and resist. Don't control the party. Don't join. PS: I have read every comment from the cute little reader. It's not that I'm cold and don't reply to comments, it's Jinjiang that blocked my commenting rights. So far, no appeal has been successful (kneel down) (crying with my head in my arms) ——Advance receipt copywriting Jiang Chiyu is reborn. He is the cannon fodder in the novel "The True and False Young Master". In his previous life, he was infatuated with the true young master, but he was treated as a stepping stone and a licker. Finally, when he met his true love, he kicked him away. The real young master was so sad that he drove all night and died tragically in a car accident on a rainy night. The next day, the real young master's wedding news surpassed the obituary and made the hot search headlines. After closing his eyes and opening them, Master Zhen's call came again. Jiang Chiyu blocked it and disappeared. In order to make his true love jealous, the true young master came to his room disheveled late at night Jiang Chiyu opened the door and backed away: "Get out now, don't ruin my reputation." True Master: "???" True young master's tea talk: "Brother Chiyu, I really regard you as my biological brother…" Jiang Chiyu: "Don't do it. My parents only gave birth to me. I will not distribute the family property to anyone." The protagonist of the True Young Master has gained the aura, and everyone criticized Jiang Chiyu: "How can you make him sad like this? Don't you like him the most?" Jiang Chiyu: "From now on, I don't like it anymore." Duorong is the villain and fake young master in this novel about the real and fake young master. Beautiful but stupid, bad and vicious. Dedicated to currying favor with the real young master, he was ordered to go undercover to work as a commercial espionage around Jiang Chiyu, and wreak havoc with the intention of overthrowing Jiang Chiyu. Duorong's first day as a spy Pour boiling water on Jiang Chiyu's money tree Jiang Chiyu's plastic money tree model was washed green and vigorous That night he was fined to write a 3,000-word self-criticism Duorong's second day as a spy Lajiang Chiyu Company switchgear Jiang Chiyu's company cut off power at all times and canceled the overtime system. Employees' enthusiasm for work soared and performance soared. Duorong was forced to stand for two hours Duorong's third day as a spy Book the most authentic Sichuan restaurant for Jiang Chiyu, who has a light taste. Customers from Kawachi were full of praise, and the multi-billion project was won on the spot Duorong was fined and not allowed to eat dinner for three days Duorong's fourth day as a spy Hidden Jiang Chiyu's official seal The trap contract was not signed, and Jiang Chiyu's company escaped a fatal disaster Duorong was slapped on the palm by Jiang Chiyu with a ruler, three times! Duorong's fifth day as a spy Master Zhen threatens him to steal Jiang Chiyu's company's trade secrets After weighing everything, Duorong decided to pack up his things and run away. As a result, Jiang Chiyu intercepted him halfway. Duorong shivered and was held in Jiang Chiyu's arms and dragged into the car, hearing him chuckle in her ear: "Tell me, how can I punish you better this time?" Duorong shivered hard and cried in fright The real young master never waited for Duorong's information. Instead, he learned from major media that Jiang Chiyu was getting married. He went crazy drunk and ran to smash the door of Jiang Chiyu's house As a result, the person who opened the door was wrapped in a bathrobe, and his legs were so weak that he could hardly stand still. Young Master Zhen was stunned: "I've been looking for you everywhere, why are you at Brother Chiyu's house?" Duorong's backhand was a slap in the face: "Damn Green Tea, next time you call my husband brother, I will slap you every time I see you!" After Duorong beat Master Zhen away, he returned to the room and got into Jiang Chiyu's arms to claim credit: "Husband, am I great? ˙ᗜ˙" Jiang Chiyu blew on his hairy and swollen hands: "It's awesome!" Intention: Work seriously, love seriously, live seriously

希望开的是不渡,撒花
真好啊,简直不可思议。我曾希望过多次时间暂停,在中考前一天阳光灿烂的中午,在高三运动会结束的那个下午...但是它们都措不及防的结束了,诶
[Crying loudly] I want to read the first edition ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I thought Shirley was a boy, so I asked Du Xiaofan to turn him into a girl to play Eva
Youyou and the others are dead, and Yunke is going to do it all over again?
Are the brothers fraternal twins?
Come on
This boss is too much
Please eat this chapter together with the commentary [Rainbow Fart]
Oh? Oh~oh! ! !
Readers are welcome to eat [Rainbow Fart] in conjunction with the paragraph review.
Zhong Baibai: I am everyone's brother
The contents of this chapter suggest that the little cutie should eat [Rainbow Fart] in conjunction with Duan Jing.
Lan Shuo is quite awesome, Klass, I didn't expect that.
Qiao Ge, come here and get beaten, and then explain after the beating.
Teacher, please pay attention to your health and get more rest. I will start school tomorrow and my teeth will be fine.
没事哒,超级好看的,爱信等
Tied! Good looking!
Hehehehe Youyou is so cute
Big update [Purple Sugar] kswl
Is it related to that eye app?
A fish with a big stomach is laughing at a small fish with a big stomach
Big boss
This is really crazy