
The Bamboo Spirit Taming Manual: a Record of the Poisonous Tongue Master's Self-Taking Strategy
竹子精驯夫手册:毒舌天师自我攻略实录
by Heming Xizhou (鹤鸣西洲)
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Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Bickering Lovers
- Coming of Age
- Destined Pairing
- Ensemble Cast
- Groveling Romance
- Xuanhuan
Synopsis
[The full text has been completed, feel free to enter~] [Added to V on 6.21, Revised after V] [We are currently serializing the article "Does the female partner in the restricted article also use KPI?" The article is about brutally abusing men, please accept it~] [The ascetic and cold Taoist priest vs the coquettish and soft little bamboo demon] Although it is a ruined temple, it is also a pure place of Buddhism with strict rules and regulations. As soon as Zhu Zhaozhao landed, a cold chain was wrapped around his waist, and his whole body was suddenly pulled into the man's arms. But in front of the Bodhisattva, Yi Wulu pressed the soft little bamboo demon under the Buddha statue. He was tall, his clothes were as white as snow, and his features were as cold as frost under the moon: "Little Bamboo Demon, you climbed seven mountains and crossed eight rivers just to throw yourself into my arms?" She was immobilized by him, her cheeks flushed, and her fingers quietly touched the soul-fixing charm in her sleeve: "I'm here to find my fiancé." "Keep talking nonsense - I'll chop you up... Knitting, flowers and baskets." His voice was low and his tone was gentle, almost threatening, more like teasing. It was not until later that Yi Wulu realized that the little goblin he had been thinking about "cutting" every day was the fiancée of his deceased best friend. But brother, your wife is a bit sweet. * She is a demon, and she has always known that the demon hunters in the world hate creatures like her to the core. Isn't it the same with that stinking Taoist priest? He always had a straight face and a "staring you to death" look, as if he was going to take her into his pocket in the next moment. But she will never forget that day. In the bloody wind, he half-knelt to protect her. He was as cold and stern as he was, and his body was covered in scars, but his eyes lightly glanced at her cheek, and he only said: "Don't be afraid." At that moment, even Zhu Zhaozhao was not sure—— What does this man mean by saying "he wants to weave her into a basket of flowers"? ———Advance copy copy———— let's Sister Jing~ Let's talk about the conclusion first: Jiang Zhaoyue has passed through the book and transformed into a cannon fodder female supporting character with the same name in a restricted novel, whose nickname is Jiang Suisui. The heroine in the original novel was evil-hearted and jealous of the heroine, so she was set up by the hero to have a secret marriage with her younger brother who had just died and was still passionate about it. It was at this time that Jiang Zhaoyue came through. You said it was a coincidence or not, and you were confused. System: [Host, your task is to capture the male protagonist who has a crush on the heroine, that is, the hero's younger brother - Mu Ciwei. Jiang Suisui: No... Brother, how can I guide you when everyone is lying in a coffin? Are you treating me like a real person? System: [Host, don't worry, the male partner is not dead. The system will provide you with strategy cheats, please work hard~] * Goldfinger 1: Silencer (tasteless) Goldfinger 2: Follow your words (the heroine smacks her mouth, the hero swishes and drops his hairpin) Goldfinger 3: Forced love by looking at each other (the male and female protagonists just look at each other~) Goldfinger 4: Barometer (the male protagonist is not in a beautiful mood, the female protagonist is struck by lightning) Goldfinger 5: Sharing of body senses (well... You know ^w^) ... To be developed... * In order to go home as soon as possible, the heroine used a golden finger: Goldfinger 1Seese silencer Hostess: Hey, Mu Ciwei, are you going to beep? My job is good! I want to make beep-gan with you! How come the keyword is silenced? The male protagonist grabbed the female protagonist's neck, with a smile on his face and a gentle look on his face: If you speak rudely again, I will really kill you. Goldfinger 2Speak as you say The male protagonist wiped the sword in his hand unhurriedly, with a smile on his face: Can you tell me, what is your purpose of trying to stay by my side? Hostess: Uh... Look at your abs? The male protagonist's collar suddenly loosened, and spring suddenly appeared. Hostess: Wow~ Male protagonist:...... Goldfinger 3Forced love by looking at each other When the heroine climbed onto the hero's bed, she stared into his eyes and suddenly paused: ... No, the system, the hero is blind! How to look at each other? The next second, the male protagonist opened his blind eyes. With a "pop" sound, the heroine kissed his huge Adam's apple. The male protagonist's throat rolled, feeling the warmth in his throat, and asked with a little excitement and surprise: ... What is this? The heroine covered her bruised lip and muttered: No, it's nothing. * Goldfinger took turns to fight, but all ended in failure. Jiang Zhaoyue couldn't stand it anymore, so she decided to go straight up and climbed onto Mu Ciwei's bed with her shoulders half exposed... Mu Ciwei, who usually pretends to be cold-blooded but actually suffers from severe skin hunger syndrome, couldn't help but knock Jiang Zhaoyue down^w^ On the bed, Jiang Zhaoyue's eyes unconsciously fell on Mu Ciwei's blind eyes, and she doubted: You... Can? Mu Ciwei pretended to be calm: No. Jiang Zhaoyue sighed softly, sat astride his waist, and looked down at him with gentle eyes: If you are afraid, hold me tight. Mu Ciwei nodded with red ears and a dry voice: Yes. After a while, Jiang Zhaoyue stroked Mu Ciwei's cold eyebrows and said in a low voice: Move by yourself. Mu Ciwei was afraid of hurting her, so he straightened his back restrainedly and tested: Sui, Sui Sui, am I doing the right thing? Jiang Zhaoyue buried her head and kissed his forehead gently: Yes, that's right. Intention: Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism and Mohism are all for spiritual practice.


There are only a few more pictures to go until the ending. I really like Ji Xin and Ah Jin.