The Days When I Was Eaten and Driven Crazy by My Resentful Best Friend in the Interstellar [Interstellar Food]
和怨种闺蜜在星际被吃逼疯的日子【星际美食】
by Wild Orange (野橙子)
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Jiang Ting and her best friend Xiao Xiaoyi accidentally passed into a bloody interstellar stand-in literary novel. Jiang Ting: Is Bai Yueguang the female supporting actor seeking death? Xiao Xiaoyi: Substitute for the rich heroine? However, in fact, the first reaction of the two people was to look at each other and ask in unison—— "Is there a system!?" As soon as he finished speaking, a voice sounded in the ears of the two people at the same time: ——Ding Everything is edible, please improve your food guide. ] [Task progress: 0%] * On this day, several messages suddenly broke out on the Imperial Central Military Academy online forum: [#anonymouszone: Decoding the triangle relationship between wealthy families, who is the manipulator behind the scenes? #Shock! The fight for power and money! Two wealthy families actually fought for her! [#A Department's Pei Yi and Mecha Design Department's Xiao Xiaoyi fought over that woman! People who eat melons started to open wheat enthusiastically—— [Anonymous: Xiaojiang CP is locked! Pei Yi is the feudal patriarch who broke up Lily! (Folded after being stepped on)] [Anonymous: Let's talk about conspiracy theories. Does the Xiao family want to use the Maze project to create an arms monopoly? Jiang Ting is the bait? [Anonymous: Wake up upstairs! The mortality rate of exploring the cracks in the maze is 80%. Pei Yi stops Jiang Ting and is a normal person reacting? Support Senior Pei in reporting dangerous elements! Jiang Hushui Ting, who knows nothing about it:? ? ? With great difficulty, he gathered the minimum number of members of his labyrinth crack exploration team and successfully descended into the labyrinth. As a result, eating feels like an adventure... [Phase spores: You must wear a "phase stabilizer" to prevent yourself from being quantized, and use a special "quantum capture net"] When he sneezed among the mushrooms, he looked up again and saw that the back of his head was densely packed with pots and pans. The pots and pans of his teammates disappeared instantly and appeared in various places nearby. Jiang Ting: "I... My left hand tied my shoelace three days ago, but my right leg got stuck and twitched in the medical cabin tomorrow." Xiao Xiaoyi: "——Ugh, is this the perspective of a fly?" Barbara [serious face]: "If I take it on the spaceship, do I have to buy a ticket for the escape hatch?" [Gravity grapes: Anti-gravity boots must be worn when picking. The wine brewed can allow the drinker to temporarily escape the constraints of gravity and float in the air. It must be tied with a special rope to prevent further rising. The result is that after getting drunk... The two of them started singing some weird but top-notch songs. Pei Yi hugged Jiang Ting's legs, who were still slowly rising into the air. She obviously didn't drink any 'wine', but she seemed to be on fire. Her ears were pinched in her hands and she stared at the girl with wet eyes. Commonly known as: spinning in circles in the sky is embarrassing. [Unknown plant: The effect is unknown, not recorded in the textbook, and it is a plant deep in the maze. One day I woke up... Three men and three women on the team had switched sides. Three men woke up and the sky was falling, and three women... Barbara: Ah. Xiao Xiaoyi: Wow. Jiang Ting: Oh. Xiao Xiaoyi unzipped her pants. : "Mine is bigger than yours!" Jiang Ting pulled open his collar: "Sorry, mine can be worn around the waist." Barbara: "Can it be used?" [Hand gradually puts his hand into his pants] Including but not limited to: succulent mango, dark pepper, velvet tree, glowing dandelion, dreaming dream fruit, mourning honeydew melon... This does not include the animals in the cracks of the maze! On this day, a strange live broadcast room was added to the "Maze Exploration" section of the online live broadcast platform. Soon the audience discovered that the host of this live broadcast room was a little different... [Have you gone crazy thinking about fire? ? This is a maze crack! ! If you don't eat the energy liquid, you have to eat those! ? [Just now... Was a team member's shadow distorted? ? [Please give me a perspective! ! I can't bear to watch the swallowing footage! ! [Gift special effects barrage]] [Where is the network administrator? ? Call the police! ... And then later—— [Pei Yi, where are your hands touching? ! Let me go! ! [Devil Barrage x10]] [Please enable split-screen live broadcast! The left side explains the anatomy of the right side [Academic reward x10]] [Crawl away! Those are people from our Imperial Central Military Academy! Queue up behind! [Reward x100]] [Solemn statement: Anyone who eats gravitational grapes and floats beyond synchronous orbit does not enjoy rescue insurance! Those weird creatures never escaped her mouth in the end, and the audience successfully completed cognitive domestication from fear → curiosity → habit → utilitarianism. Just watching this exploration team eat... Unknowingly, they walked into the depths of the maze that humans have not yet explored. Her live broadcast room suddenly changed from a curious entertainment channel to an officially designated education channel. It has also completely solved the problem of overflowing mazes that caused Star Wars a headache. At this moment, Jiang Ting and Xiao Xiaoyi suddenly discovered something disturbing... ————Food Guide———— 1) Mainly from the perspective of the heroine and her best friend, they are the best in the universe! It doesn't backstab, go insane, or become indestructible, but it has P's unique passive skill of torturing others' mental state. 2) The presence of Goldfinger is weak, it is not a powerful Goldfinger, it all depends on the love of the female lead team! 3) There is a male protagonist, a deputy CP, a pure love warrior 4) A collection of relaxed and funny adventure articles, food, scenery, and funny daily life. 5) The author is a bitch and loves to embarrass the male and female protagonists! Concept: As long as the mind is not slipping, there are always more ingredients than difficulties