After going around and around for thousands of years, there are still people who are still determined to live forever.
Pei Yin accidentally learned that he had lived nearly a thousand years in ten lifetimes: "Wow! So lucky!"
Yu Zhu: "Who do you think you are?"
Pei Yin was horrified: "Why doesn't it count?"
Yu Zhu: "After the end of the cycle of reincarnation, you will become a spirit."
Pei Yin: "Then what kind of spirit am I?"
Yu Zhu: "Maybe it's a shemale."
Pei Yin was said to have done all kinds of bad things and didn't know what was good or bad. He received a secret but committed a heinous crime, so he ended up being hunted down by his enemies and missing.
His former boss, who took advantage of his job, would make fun of him after dinner: "Scumbags like this cannot be reincarnated, because wherever they are reincarnated, they will be guilty~"
Pei Yin expressed deep regret for the premature death of his boss.
Well, since I already know that I am an old monster, I should be able to live casually in the next few lives.
So while traveling around, he made a lot of bad friends. One of them, a poor Taoist priest, started to touch him, insisting that he "has famous weapons in his body, and his bones are made by nature."
Without his tongue, he was so anxious that his face turned red and he wished he could kick this person into a ditch.
The noise caused by the two people's mischief attracted the attention of passers-by.
"Give me the mirror."
Pei Yin pretended not to understand.
Yu Zhu came closer with a smirk on his face: "I don't even know how to talk, but I'm still wandering around..." (Being punched into the wall)
The ghostly little fortune teller and the long-lived little assassin have a warm relationship with each other every day.
Pei Yin: In a one-on-one challenge, I'm terrifyingly strong.
Yu Zhu: I'm ready, get on the bed quickly.
*Warning for confusing plot, childish writing, pure brain construction.
Any similarity is purely coincidental.
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