[Comprehensive British and American] Praise Planet Daily!

Superman wants to resign again! Louise wants to change jobs again! Perry starts PUA again! —— I'm Perry, editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet, and I have the best reporter, Lois. Today is an extremely calm day, but I don't see any hint of breaking news. My wonderful reporter Louise is tracking the new news, and I can almost see the news page in the near future. But there really hasn't been enough worthwhile news recently. After sitting in the office with my fingers clasped and meditating for five seconds, I slammed the table. "Kent!" Decided, call Superman. : Clark, a reporter for the Daily Planet, AKA Superman, but that doesn't stop him from having the most difficult boss - that guy will only be nice to Lois! Perry: "I need a story that's compelling enough." Clark: "But-" Perry: "No but, give it to me this afternoon." Clark tried to save himself: "But—!" Perry interrupted again: "Do you know how many times you've been to the bathroom this month?" Clark: "..." I decided to quit my job and become a superman. : Louise, a gold medal reporter from the Daily Planet, is often on the road looking for news and has the most "difficult" boss. Perry said earnestly: "Ryan, no matter who you marry, I hope your partner can stay at home and be a full-time father. You are my best reporter. In addition to recovering your body, it is best not to have any extra maternity leave." Louise: "Then it seems I need to find a man to marry." Perry: "Can you not fall in love, get married, or have children? I can pay for your pension." Louis: "..." Louis: "Can I change jobs?" Intent: A song in praise of cows and horses