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Unserious version of monologue:
Hello everyone, my last name is Luoming Xiaoxiao. It's a dead house.
In his boring life, his only hobbies are playing on the computer and reading shounen comics.
Not only do I have to watch it when I'm eating, I have to watch it when I'm walking, I even have to watch it when I'm walking.
Look, look, look! He seems to have forgotten his feelings! Dead!
Who knows the result? God suddenly came to my door and gave me a little skill - "Doraemon's Any Door"
It has only one function: to connect time and space, cross barriers, and take me to the world of shounen comics I have seen before.
? God has given me this, and God will never scold you again.
Serious version copy:
Luo Xiaoxiao, an ordinary high school student. Very ordinary. The only characteristic is that there are hundreds of millions of unlucky things. The specific manifestations are as follows: In the sixteen years since I was born, I have drunk countless drinks and never won another one; eight times out of ten times I go out, I will step on a hole where the manhole cover has been stolen; I have an 80% chance of crossing the road even if I use a zebra crossing. There is a chance of being hit by a car; 60 times out of 100 times when you eat instant noodles, there is no seasoning packet; when you drink milk tea, you always fail to finish the whole cup and spill it on the ground due to various accidents; you always miss the correct answer to the exam questions; when you queue up to buy something, it is always sold out before you are in line...
Such an unlucky life also led her to curse God every day, just like praying with believers.
As a result, one day, God suddenly gave her a golden finger————
Opening the door - the cold wind from the high-rise building was blowing against her face like a knife, and a man in a brown trench coat with bandages all over his body on the rooftop not far away looked at her blankly.
Luo Xiaoxiao: Sorry to bother you, please continue, continue.
When he opened the door again, he saw a young man wearing only underpants, with a flame above his head that was full of energy and running around.
Luo Xiaoxiao: Old man on the subway, look at your phone.
Open the door again - a silver-haired fish-eyed man wearing a helmet is rushing towards here on his little electric donkey.
Luo Xiaoxiao: No?
Open the door again - a boy with white curly hair is riding a skateboard and speeds past, followed by a spiky-headed kid in green clothes.
Luo Xiaoxiao: Wait...
If you use your little hands to collect and water nutrient solutions, there is a chance that the update frequency will increase~030
Demining: 1. Maybe there will be OOC? Please don't scold me, I will change it.
2. The whole text is empty and does not radiate anything.
3. I like the settings of bking better...
Purpose: Live hard
