[Pre-released article "Only the Wonderful Lotus in the World"
There are two things Ning Tangyu fears most, children and ghosts.
Children are annoying and ghosts are scary.
But something was wrong during this period. There was always a child calling her mother.
Oh, he is still an old-fashioned kid.
While Ning Tangyu comforted himself that it was auditory hallucinations, he opened a certain universal software and posted a post: [Help! Why does it feel like there is a little girl who keeps calling me mother? ? ?
Ah? It can't be a ghost, blogger, don't be scary.
[Maybe it's a kid. The blogger went to the temple to ask for a talisman to try.
……
There are countless comments like this, but Ning Tangyu found an unusual one among them: [Dear, maybe it's not a kid but a little monster!
Ning Tangyu just laughed at that time. This netizen had read too many fantasy novels.
Later, Ning Tangyu struggled to find this divine fortune teller...
Confirmed by the fortune teller again: "This little monster is indeed your child, but it should not be born by you, but by the child's father."
"But this little monster looks like you. It's so good-looking. I even wonder if the big monster is interested in your face..."
Ning Tang was silent, although the child's father was a hermaphrodite and reproduced by seeds, it was indeed hard work.
The little monster retorted with a look of dissatisfaction: "That's not true! My mother is talented and talented, and my father is as beautiful as a flower without applying makeup!"
This is not what you said out of lust!
Copywriting of this article:
# Career-oriented and enterprising female protagonist × Mother-oriented male protagonist
Copywriting 1:
After the reunion, Li Li felt as if he had been fished again. His mood was completely out of control every day, and he kept scrolling through his ex's friend list.
Finally one day, she couldn't help but confidently asked her assistant: "Gou Gou, if your ex-girlfriend and you reunited and separated, photos of the dogs you once raised were posted on Moments every day, what did she think?"
Gou Gou remained silent and just shook his head: "I don't know what my ex-girlfriend thinks, but sister, I know what you think!"
Gou Gou sighed, hey, sister, why don't you just report Zhou Lai's ID number! ! !
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Copywriting 2:
Zhou Fei is a small cream-colored orange cat that Zhou Lai picked up back then.
And Zhou Lai is worthy of being Zhou Fei's biological father, a cute, big-eyed brother who looks like a cat and has a personality like a cat.
The first time he saw Li Li again, he had already started reading comprehension and self-strategy.
Be cautious during the ambiguous period, and make everything possible after getting back together - this sentence is a true portrayal of Zhou Lai.
During the Chinese New Year, everyone was addicted to mahjong and couldn't help themselves. Li Li was no exception. Moreover, her mahjong addiction was particularly strong. During those few days, she slightly ignored Zhou Lai, a little troublemaker.
As expected, Zhou Lai used this to act like a monster again.
After taking a shower, Li Li wanted to comfort Zhou Lai, who was fuming, "What video are you watching, so fascinated?"
Zhou Lai sneered, haha, and immediately turned up the music volume on his mobile phone to the maximum volume!
"Vixen, vixen, vixen, so annoying..."
"Fox, fox, fox, get out of here..."
"..."
Li Li's mouth twitched slightly, he raised his head to the sky and couldn't help but roll his eyes!
Purpose: Only by becoming a better version of yourself can we have a better future together.
Reader comments
Is it Qiu Ye or Qiu Yue [question mark]
"You are a ship" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
your ship
Is it Qiu Ye or Qiu Yue [question mark]
"You are a ship" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ your ship