"Notice of Ethical Punishment for Human Observation"
Punished person: Yu Yuan, School of Pharmacy
Reasons for punishment:
1. Violation of the "Natural Encounter Principle":
The overlap of library trajectories reaches 93.7%
Conduct experiments across campus buildings, the actual purpose is to record Tong Le's endorsement points
(Euphemistically called "auditory dopamine therapy")
The tip of the ear turns red excessively when faking a chance encounter
(The chroma value reaches the standard for shameful flushing)
2. Disturbing Tong Le's physiological order:
The third button of the lab coat was untied illegally
(The contour of the chest muscles causes overactivity of the visual cortex, triggering the "fight or flight" response)
Continuously releasing straight-ball smiles when delivering medicine across hospitals
(Monitoring record: A single exposure caused an increase in serotonin levels, requiring the taking of "antihypertensive drugs")
Showing calmness and handsomeness when helping to catch a perverted man
(The decision-making function of the prefrontal lobe is abnormally stable)
Penalty decision:
1. Become a lifelong volunteer of the research group "Research on the Domestication of Male Dogs" in the Department of Sociology
(Need to wear a collar-type heart rate monitor)
2. Confiscated the large sapphire blue water cup (a crime tool) and replaced it with a powder blue cat claw couple model
3. Submit the "Accident Statement" every day
Interactive small theater:
[Sociology Multiple Choice Questions]
When the subject of observation (Yu) continues to break through experimental ethics, what is the correct operation?
A. Terminate observational research B. Reverse domestication C. Write into "Chronicle of Human Confused Behavior"
(Tong Mou's comment: Choose C, and hand it over to our team for the "Harmless Treatment of Idiot Handsome Guy" (comes with the application guide for the "Qualification Certificate for Male Breeders of Dog Series"))
Disclaimer
1. The collar does not contain any SM elements, and the heart rate data is only used in Tong Le's survey booklet "On Hormonal Metabolism Disorders in Straight Ball Organisms"
2. The final right to interpret this penalty belongs to Tong Le.
The cold, ruthless, and handsome straight-shooting mutt × the soft, gentle counterattack master
Two-way crush
Demining: The heroine has an ex
Intention: The right person will stand in the future
