In response to the call for world peace, the world no longer needs villains and monsters.
[Dip, Huakai Fugui System 5678 is here to serve you wholeheartedly]
1. The big monster suffers
Qi Mingyan was just an ordinary social beast. Suddenly one day someone told him that heaven would give him a great responsibility...
Qi Mingyan: "Not interested"
[We have five insurances, one housing fund, and lifetime pension insurance]
Qi Mingyan: "Actually, I have wanted to be an unparalleled hero since I was a child."
Then, looking at the astonishingly large monster in front of him, Qi Mingyan opened his soulless eyes and said, "I think you need an Ultraman more."
It's you, it's you, it's you!
Later...
Qi Mingyan didn't know how many times he was caught in the hands of a monster like a little shrimp.
The system looked serious: [Transform, quickly transform! Don't you know how to transform?
Qi Mingyan expressionlessly took out a cat teasing stick from behind his butt.
The little monster's eyes immediately became crystal clear
System: [……]
2. The big color batch is really strange.
Outsiders have three evaluations of Xie Sanjiu: he is young, frivolous, and a tough guy who can easily tell at a glance
So this laid the foundation for him to become the savior
"Change it, what are you farting!"
Xie Sanjiu, who was young, frivolous and very capable, gave the middle finger to the sky, turned around and left without looking back.
[I heard that you wet the bed at the age of four and cried when you were bitten by mosquitoes at the age of five...]
Xie Sanjiu took two steps back and said in a serious tone: "It's not impossible to save the world... Can you help me remove my wisdom teeth painlessly?"
Later...
Xie Sanjiu turned around and ran away without looking back, but was enveloped in a black mist mid-air.
The system looked serious: [Think of a way, think of a way! Didn't you spend time with him day and night?
Xie Sanjiu impatiently put on her erotic ears and said with a stinky face: "Welcome home."
Xie Sanjiu's face was immediately stained with a lip mark.
Xie Sanjiu: "Don't look at me like that, it's just like this."
System: [……]
Are you all influenced in this way?
Three, the super perverted vampire suffers
Fourth, growing muscles but not brains is a problem for orcs
Five,...
Row: 1, unit story, he
2. The order of copywriting is random.
3. Individual emotions are abnormal, so be cautious when attacking/controlling
4. The system's presence is not strong
5. Don't substitute novel content into reality
Purpose: Have the courage to take responsibility