Some jokes should not be made, such as your best friend teasing you for having so much boyfriend power that you must have been a man in your last life.
So——
Hu Xiaoran was now transformed into a baby boy. He was wrapped in a flower basket and placed at the door of the church. The blond and blue-eyed young priest discovered him in time.
He is from a small village in the UK. He has a jade pendant with the traditional Chinese character for 'Hu' carved on his body, which seems to be a product of Chinatown.
Until ten years later, the priest suddenly placed him in the home of a pianist. The man raised two twin boys alone. He was sentimental and unstable. He would fall into an emotional low over the smallest things and then get angry.
The twins, influenced by the only adult in the family, were grumpy, irritable and extremely difficult to get along with.
Hu Xiaoran didn't like this family, so when she became an adult, she went to study abroad under the pretext of looking for her family, in order to stay away from them.
When he returned there, news of the pianist's death came and he needed to attend a grand funeral.
The grown-up twins were waiting for him there and told him a shocking truth.
"Because you never wanted to come back and never responded to emails, we had no choice but to hold this funeral."
"Look, the effect is not very good? You are back now."
"We will be together forever."
Their smiles were so sweet that Hu Xiaoran thought they were sick.
He sighed, took out the truth from his arms, and pointed the gun at them.
"This thing is much more useful than reasoning."
*
Rem is an undercover special investigator in the police station. His partner is a British Chinese who is honest and simple and fits the stereotype of Asians.
As a result, when he found his partner, he found that his partner's gun was pointed at the dicks of two British youths.
Leaning on the coffin, like teasing a dog, they beat the beat with their fingers and asked them to sing the Bible and confess their sins to God.
Otherwise, let them beat the odds.
Rem: "...!"
Intention: no surprise