This article is also called "The Years I Layed Tiles in Zhongnan Mountain"
Introduction
When all mankind is involved in the doomsday craziness——
Some people transformed into cyber bodhisattvas, some mutated into photosynthetic leeks, and some turned into red entropy capitalists to lend usury to the earth.
And I, Chen Qingya, an ordinary restorer of ancient buildings, am happily laying ceramic tiles in Zhongnan Mountain.
Until that day, my Qingjian Compass suddenly popped up:
"It has been detected that you have not watered in 996 years. Your ancient pine will soon join the endangered species of Ant Forest!"
I was forced to become a special environmental protection soldier. With the Tao Te Ching in my left hand and the quantum cat in my right hand, I started my daily life of saving the world:
About my arsenal
Impermanent shovel (engraved version): It can dig through the earth's veins, and it can also perform photorejuvenation on the president of Fortress City.
Yin Yang coir raincoat (high imitation): absorbs ultraviolet rays during the day and transforms into a walking LED billboard at night
Qing Jian Compass (barrage version): Real-time scrolling "Quan Q! There is another old man pouring nuclear wastewater in the northwest earthquake position"
Clean up the nuclear power plant before the quantum cat wipes the earth bald√
Prevent photosynthetic tyrants from occupying Pinduoduo's agricultural assistance channel√
Use the real questions of "Five Years to Cultivation to Immortality and Three Years to Overcome Tribulation" to influence the Red Entropy Capitalists√
The most important thing is to send a WeChat message to the thousand-year-old pine every day: "Bao, did you drink water today? If not, I will water it for you now."
These days, Taoist priests who don't know how to sort garbage are not good hosts.
Let's see how my teammates and I can find a third path to sustainable development between destruction and salvation!
Purpose: Cherish life