[Retarded Jianghu Comedy School Literature Ancient Style Road Story (What the hell)]
[The cat slave charlatan who doesn't like cats and dogs & the tiger demon who protects the short-haired and arrogant young master]
Copy 1: Chang Baile had only been in human form for more than a month, and he was suppressed by a passing Taoist priest for a hundred years without even finding out how much money there was in the town's buns. He was so unjustly accused.
That's it, it's over now, I just want to sleep again until I make a comeback in a hundred years... It smells so good.
A roast chicken caused Chang Baile to be confused and fell into the trap of this liar. He accidentally made a contract with such a view. From then on, he bid farewell to his life of glory and wealth as the Tiger King, and became a gangster who traveled around the world and became an unwelcome rogue.
Chang Baile was so angry that he wished he could stew this guy with no meat in a pot, but his fate was connected and he could not be killed or beaten.
That liar is not a good person, he has a lot of enemies, and he gets into trouble all the time. Even if he compiles a story book, the real owner will come to him, and he will be kidnapped by the Hehuan Sect when he is having a meal. He loves to touch Chang Baile's ears and tail when he has nothing to do, which is very annoying!
——This is the story of a Taoist priest who disliked cats and finally got a cat.
Chang Baile has never seen the human world, so he is very confused about this birth: a young genius in swordsmanship was defrauded by the Hehuan Sect, an out-of-town contestant in the Sichuan Alchemy Cultivation Conference got angry and abandoned the competition, a generation of talisman cultivators were replaced by prefabricated talismans and lived on the streets... The world is indeed very dangerous!
The best swordsman in the world is a cook, the best swordsman in the world is an actor, and the best swordsman in the world of cultivation specializes in nourishing the stomach. It's so spicy, the world is over!
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Copywriting two:
A hundred years ago, the Buddha passed away from his seat and entered the human world. By accident, he ended up in a Taoist temple. He couldn't let go of him, so he finally changed his name, ran away, and became a charlatan.
It's called "seeing like this".
For hundreds of years, he was tired of playing in the world, but his life was not yet over. If he threw himself into a lake, kindhearted people would come to his rescue, and the hanging beam would hit the untied hemp rope. Even when he was thrown into the mouth of a tiger, he was not skinned and cramped, and he even signed a life-and-death contract with the tiger demon who had been practicing for many years.
He told the tiger demon: It doesn't matter. When they go west to the Holy Land, he will die and the tiger demon can be free.
————Reading instructions————
1. I don't have any religious beliefs, and I don't think I have any characters. I'm just a gangster. Those who have faith, please don't worry about it.
2. It won't be very long. It's just a little daily routine for mentally retarded people.
3. Many things are copied from the geography of China
4. Painter @ Du Shen Tan teacher
5. This book contains: random fabrications, copying cats and tigers (literally), deception, a large amount of private goods, nourishing the stomach (homophone)
6. Both protagonists are of low quality.
Intention: I'm hungry and I want to eat
