The Fake Young Master Relies on Metaphysics to Dominate Yin and Yang

A well-behaved, extremely evil but full of luck young master x a curious and busy wife, the slave of the King of Hell The variety show official of "The Story" announced that the good-for-nothing star of the Jiang family, a popular metaphysical variety show, has been criticized by netizens. Who doesn't know that the Jiang family's broomstick brings disaster? The variety show started airing cautiously, and the barrages and private messages were filled with angry remarks telling Jiang Sisu to get out. The whole internet was ridiculed, and anti-fans flocked to him, scolding and belittling him and claiming that if he fell over, he would be the one who would be ignored! After all, everyone knew that the Jiang family held a grand return banquet to welcome Master Zhen's return and claimed to have severed ties with Jiang Shixu. The real young master is very good at controlling ghosts with mystical skills. Now, isn't it an opportunity to ridicule the fake to please the real young master? As a result, the young man in the variety show explored the haunted house, told fortunes live, advised the weird to do good, and calmly barbecued while screaming for his life. Half of it was handed to his companions, and the other half was stuffed into the hands of the torn ghosts. "Eat, eat, don't be polite. What? You said he trampled your son to death when he was sweeping the grave. Oh my God, he was so cruel. Then you should really teach him a lesson." "! You said that the goddess slandered you, but you never worked as a slave in an evil man's house? Okay, let me scold you back." Someone rolled up his sleeves. "You suffer from sleepwalking. After you die, you lose your memory and don't know where you went. It turns out that you can also sleepwalk after death. I'll call you and ask the underworld where you are from." The ghosts screamed: "Damn, he's so gentle! He doesn't favor humans! The cutie Jiang is the best! The variety show is about to air, the night is dark, it's too dangerous, let's spontaneously form a team to send the cutie home!!" So a hundred ghosts walked at night, and the ghosts took a closer look, hey, the two people next to the little cutie are--(squints) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhish as they are here as Lord Black and White! ! ! (Running around) Why are they around this little cutie! ! I just escaped from him to protect the little cutie! He turned a blind eye to the escape of ghosts and smiled with an impermanent smile: "Those who return to the underworld will pay 100,000 yuan to cross the flower path on the other side, 1 million yuan to cross the Naihe Bridge, and 3 million yuan to drink Mengpo soup. Inflation in the ghost world is serious, and it is barely feasible to hand over arms and legs if you can't pay the money. If you report your name as Taoist priest, you can get a 15% discount, and ghosts can get a one-year extension." Hot search update, the old antiques from the Mystic Arts Association collectively forwarded a Weibo one day - Congratulations to Jiang Shixu for becoming the youngest member of our association, and please everyone to be tolerant of our little professor. ~///(^V^)\\\\\\~ Everyone: Is this the Million School? When did those extremely demanding people show their expressions? ! Jiang Shixu was involved in a case, and the anti-fans criticized him for being a swindler and deceiving him. The police department couldn't bear it, and they spoke harshly: "Jiang Shixu, police number 123xx67, special adviser on staff. Those who slander Comrade Jiang will not only receive a yellow charm from the Metaphysics Association, but also a pair of shiny silver bracelets." Black fans: ... Manually close the mic. Someone had just died, and Black and White Wuchang came to seduce the soul. The new ghost pointed at the two adults: Wow, wow, wow, aren't you two the funny people under that little Taoist Jiang? The two impermanent people were smiling but not smiling at all. When the soul-enchanting chains were attached to their bodies and they were forced to crawl to the ground by the impermanent ghost's coercion, the new ghost trembled and apologized. Just as he drooped his head and entered the underworld, a ghost greeted him, "Hey, newcomer, have you seen Jiang Shixu? He is really super cute!" The new ghost promised: "I've seen it before. I'm a huge fan." The ghosts strolling on Huangquan Road turned around and surrounded him. Er Wuchang also turned around and smiled. He retracted the soul lock with one hand and put it on his shoulder. "Oh, I told you earlier that he was a fan of our young master. Let's go for a drink and then my brothers will send you on your way." The ghosts in the underworld howled and fought every day just to watch the little Taoist priest's live broadcast. New ghosts: I'm so happy. My idol's support is everywhere when I return to the underworld. So it's not like I'm dead. I'm back home. I'm so happy~ Old ghosts: Why hasn't my damn son burned the album for me yet? ! Let's see if I don't beat him to death tonight! ! Philosophy: Ghost words are not necessarily false, and people's words are not necessarily true.