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Cover: "Tobirama Diary" (excerpt)
As an Uchiha, I wanted to stay at home, but I had to go out.
If you encounter a ninja when you go out, you will most likely not be able to defeat them, pretending to be an ordinary person.
Most successful.
My name is Uchiha Izumi, and I met the same ninja three times in a row:
The first time, I said I was in a hurry to get married, and he kindly escorted me;
The second time, I said that my marriage was unhappy, and he enthusiastically helped me;
The third time, I said I had nowhere to go and he took me away.
I am very touched, there is true love in the ninja world.
Now Brother Zhenqing is thinking about our happy future,
But I began to suspect that he was a Senju,
That's it, bye brother!
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Senju Tobirama has been convinced that Uchiha is his mortal enemy since he was a child.
Until Konoha was established, he was ready to put aside his prejudices.
But he soon discovered that there was an Uchiha who could lie to him once, twice, or three times.
Lie to his protection, lie to his help, lie to his feelings!
Hateful! He is indeed an inherently evil Uchiha!
He was really deceived!
PS: The text is in third person!
PPS: More white hair can be seen in the column! ! !
Here's the pre-collection: The sunny and cheerful male ghost prince × the unlucky little princess disguised as a man, welcome to poke~
As the eighteenth (fake) prince of the Great Chu Palace, Shen Cong woke up and found that he was possessed by a male ghost.
The male ghost claims to be a heavenly immortal and has descended to earth to survive the tribulation. When the time comes, his soul will naturally return to heaven and return to the palace. As long as she cooperates well, he will definitely take her chicken and dog to heaven when the time comes.
Shen Cong showed no promise on the surface but didn't believe it in his heart, but he couldn't get rid of burning incense and worshiping Buddha. He could only sigh secretly and make do with it, or else he could burn himself to death?
Soon, Shen Cong discovered that it was good to have more than one immortal in his body. This immortal was well-informed and had both civil and military skills. Gong Douzheng Dou was very good at controlling the situation. Within two months, he took her to the sky from where she was a child. She was successfully knighted and married to the emperor whom she had never met before.
Wait, a marriage? !
Shen Cong secretly poked at the immortal, oh, the immortal is approachable, just ask her to call him third brother. She called: Third brother, what should I do?
The third brother reassured her that he already had a clever plan in his mind and would definitely help her settle things within two months.
Shen Cong was relieved and said to wait for the third brother, but in less than two months, the third brother passed away.
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He Zhao, the third prince of the Wei Dynasty, studied and practiced martial arts when he was young, and expanded his territory when he grew up. He had a smooth journey. The biggest setback in his twenty years of life was a north wind that made him bedridden and almost died.
Fortunately, he was lucky enough to get off the boat at the Netherworld River, but he didn't know which step went wrong when he returned to the underworld, and he fell into someone else's body as soon as he opened his eyes.
To be precise, now he has one soul and two bodies, one end is connected to himself, and the other end is connected to the little princess who is far away in disguise.
When the little princess is sick, he is also sick; when the little princess is hungry, he is also hungry;
The little princess was ordered to die by the old emperor of the Southern Dynasty who was in a state of confusion. Wouldn't he also be causing trouble? !
No!
Isn't it just Gong Dou and Zheng Dou? Let him do it!
Because her level was too high, the little princess quickly stood out from the crowd of useless princes, and was given a title and marriage by the old emperor of the Southern Dynasty.
He Zhao thought it was good to be knighted.
Marriage? He Zhao felt bad.
But it doesn't matter, he promised the little princess, "Wait for two more months, and the third brother will definitely take you out of this hellish place."
Two months later, the Wei army came to the city.
He Zhao, who was leading the battle, counted the heads of the little Chu clan, but could not find any trace of the little princess.
He Zhao was so angry that he sneered: Little liar, didn't you agree to wait for him? !
Another month passed——
The capital was once again calm, and Shen Cong, who was living in an inconspicuous little courtyard, opened the door one day.
The young general with a silver saddle and a white horse outside the door smiled brightly at her: "Good morning, Qingqing. I promised to pick you up, and now the third brother is here, aren't you very happy?"
Shen Cong: Damn it... It's really a ghost now.
Purpose: Calling for love, trust and peace