Programmer Gu Linan regrets two things most in his life:
1. Secretly eating snail noodles while writing code for Party A
2. Put your rival Shang Heyu on the virus killing list
Now comes retribution——
He was forced to be locked in the shame system with Shang Heyu, and was forced to play the "Wedding March" BGM every day, and the task prompts were still pink bubble special effects!
[System Warm Tips]
√When a ghost attacks, you need to clasp your fingers and recite the "Great Compassion Mantra"
√Failed to decrypt and had to wear a lo-skirt to dance "The Drunken Butterfly"
√Insufficient intimacy value automatically triggers server-wide broadcast:
"Gu Lin'an didn't meet Shang Heyu today, bad review!"
He Yu, the noble son of the business and financial circles, smiled and raised his knife: "Why don't we kill the system first?"
Gu Lin'an, the scroll king of the code world, locked his throat with his backhand: "That's exactly what you meant!"
So the entire infinite streaming world witnessed:
The two tango before the zombie wave, Sadako Iguchi raps passionately to defeat the BOSS with the suona, and flies with a broom and sword. When the two finally reach 99% of the intimacy level——
The system suddenly pops up a prompt: the remaining 1% needs to be unlocked by real-life kissing
Later, financial headlines exploded:
"Surprise! The heir of the Shang family forcibly kissed a programmer in the street"
"A man surnamed Gu carried the Rocket Jane to snatch the marriage system"
#The mouths of rivals will be kissed to death sooner or later#
# Kill the love brain first before killing the system#
#We are really escaping, not honeymooning#
# Thinking that dog training is successful, but it is the one who can be easily abandoned#
#My mortal enemy can't be a dog so easily#
Reading Guide
1v1 double cleansing, sand devils doting on each other, and saucy operations are more terrifying than ghosts. C copies include but are not limited to:
Perform "The Temptation of Going Home" at the ghost wedding scene, give aliens Amway "The Overbearing President Falls in Love with Me", and dominate the horror amusement park with square dancing
The system ontology is Civil Affairs Bureau Al, which hides its merits and fame.
This article is purely written for my imagination and enthusiasm. If you don't like it, you can blame the app for pushing, or you can blame me for tonic and I have a glass heart.
Intention: Be who you like and do what you like.