[British Variety Show] the Dark and Crazy Daily Life of Two Female Ghosts

[British Variety Show] The dark and crazy daily life of two female ghosts Copywriting: Yin Ju and Peng Su traveled through time while playing a certain four-word game in "Happy", and the landing place was actually Gotham—— "Hey, uncle, what are you doing for us? Is this still in China?" "I'm starting with zero frames. Where did you bring us the mobile phone?" The two looked at each other in the dark and silent alley, and in the next second they made a sharp blast in perfect agreement: "After finishing the hall qualifying match, we hung up and the driftwood was lost after the match——!!" Amidst the sharp explosions of the two people, the belated system came to the two people who were crawling in the darkness like a savior (the system thought it): [We are sorry for the inconvenience caused to your game experience. The system will feed this problem back to the game planner to create a better game environment for you and provide you with compensation...] "...? Game compensation? Ten seasonal treasures that I can't withdraw money from, right? No, you Gang Yi are not so conscience. They are definitely not seasonal treasures, they should be old season treasures." This is Yin Ju who just gave the system a hard slap. "12,000 Clues or 1,000 purple sweet potatoes are not impossible. After all, Gang Yi has always disappointed me." This is Peng Su who is still obsessed with the ranking points and character recognition points he has lost. [First of all... I am not Gang Yi, secondly, stop beating the system! It's not easy to make money from work these days! ! ——We have said that we are a serious official organization, the game compensation will not be so perfunctory, and we will even give out gift packages to newbies! There are even welfare subsidies for newbies...] "——Do you have a rank protection card?" […] Obviously, no "What's the use of you?" Yin Ju snorted coldly, and punched the silently shattered system with another punch. —————— A rumor that seems to be a ghost story has recently begun to circulate among Gotham residents: There's a female ghost in Gotham … In the surveillance camera, the thin girl with stiff movements was seen crawling in the alley in an incredible posture, scaring the criminals in the alley so much that they cried for their parents and ran away with their heads in their hands... And then—— The girl pulled out a highly decomposed corpse from somewhere and "ate" it in front of the frightened criminals. Batman looked at the surveillance camera with a look of disapproval. He thinks this may be another new super-reverse … It is said that in the darkness of the alley, under the sewage in the sewer, and at the top of the high-rise building, this girl with long hair will stare with her dark eyes in places that are difficult for ordinary people to reach, watching everything she sees, and then do horrifying things... For example... "Oi, secret, do you want to see the sexiest Chaoying's butt? - The light one. Of course, you can also see the whole body. I can take photos or videos for you." Or... "Dear, don't you look at the beautiful sleeping face of a two-hundred-pound man with white hair and a strong aura? If possible, I can make him cry for you..." Or... "My friend, do you want to gnaw on Red Robin's abs with me? - By the way, he smells really good. I want to raise him well and then kill him and eat him." Or... "Anchor anchor, do you want to compare which one has bigger breasts, a playboy from Gotham City or a World War II veteran? - The naked one." As for... "... Huh? Damian? He has the Minor Protection Act and Jonathan, I can't touch him, and he's too healthy." In order to complete the tasks issued by the system, Yin Ju caused a series of explosive things in Gotham, and before doing things, he did not forget to watch Aite's best friend in the brain chat room equipped by the system, making the system see that he was a dizzy person who wanted to kill himself. Are you there? It's just a medical treatment for all the Gotham Super Heroes. Why are you speaking to them in such a perverted manner? "President, you have to know that this world is like a huge Arkham. Either you are crazy or I am crazy - I even kneeled in the rankings and caused mental illness. Can't you just let me go?" But this is no reason why you can speak such abstract and crazy words to those superheroes! Look what are you talking about? ! "Jie, Jie, Jie, Dick, you don't want others to know that you were kidnapped by a weaker super-reverse and had your clothes stripped off, right?" "Hey hey hey, Jason... You are a grumpy potato landmine, fragrant, soft... And also bursting with pulp hehe hehe hehe hehe Jason..." "Suck--Tim, you really look good at chewing. If you hadn't lost some body parts and killed them directly to affect the taste, I would definitely castrate you and eat you--" "Uuuuuuu Dad, look at me, Dad. Although I don't have blue eyes, I can wear contact lenses. If it doesn't work, I can dig them out and replace them with blue ones. It doesn't matter if I'm of the wrong gender. I can just pretend that I'm a crossdresser. So Dad, look at me. I'm different from other little birds. I will be the most obedient canary that takes the initiative to break my wings to cling to your generous arms... Bah, from the black canary." Although Yin Ju's explosive speech did not stop there, these words would not have profound meaning in the ears of others... "What I see is not sexy... They use sexy labels to cover up your own scars, big bluebird. These scars are the sexiest thing about you." ——These are symbols of your efforts as the first Robin and Nightwing of Blüdhaven, and they are also the glory and charm that belongs to you alone. "You are so soft and red... Like mashed potatoes, you will explode and the ground will be filled with warm aroma." ——Because you still love them all, especially the black one "I have done all this silently, but I still can't hide the fragrance on your body. On the contrary, it becomes more fragrant. Little Red Bird, you are too tired." ——You filled many gaps without hesitation, but you only forgot to take into account your own gaps. "Only when your birds have broken wings and become half-dead humans will they completely rely on you, big bat... Sometimes actions cannot speak louder than words, so don't remain silent in front of your birds, otherwise they will not fly back to their nests." ——You love them, but please take the initiative, otherwise you will only end up being FBMed. Bat Family:… Gotham was so troubled by this female ghost that Killer Croc solemnly announced that he would quit the sewers and settle in Arkham permanently - just to avoid the female ghost who had been pestering him to discuss using his regenerative ability to repeatedly peel skins to make leather products for sale and then make a fortune; Poison Ivy was also brainwashed by her and became obsessed with growing vegetables in an abandoned park; The Riddler even resolutely left Gotham because his brain circuit did not have her abstraction and could not solve her puzzles (although he was eventually captured by Batman and brought back to Arkham); The clown even scratched the wall of the cell while breaking his guard and roaring: "No - no no no! This is a game between me and the little bat! You disgusting and unappetizing third party!" Yin Ju, who was digging through the trash can: "Ah? Me?" Yin Ju thought deeply, then suddenly realized, she ran to Arkham's monitoring room and used the radio to seriously announce to the criminals imprisoned in Arkham: "All eyes are on me, let me announce something - I heard that the Joker thinks that I am the third party between him and the Big Bat, but I have objections to this..." The supervillains suddenly became energetic - is it possible that she will defeat the Joker and become Batman's legitimate enemy? In response, Yin Ju smiled evilly and said: "Why should the latecomers take over? It's not because he doesn't compete for the former." Everyone:... Batman listening:... The eavesdropping birds:… Clown:… Doesn't this mean he can't be a clown? But Batman just had a complicated mood and deleted a folder named "Water Ghost" in the super-reverse folder on his computer, and then created a new folder separately—— He named it: "Dawn" —————— Recently, New York residents have inexplicably received an anonymous message while surfing the Internet: I've been watching you … Captain America met a child who was suspected of being non-human on the street. This girl who looked like a ghost stood upright on the street alone and stopped a truck with failed brakes without using any tools. Although Captain America tried his best to communicate with the other party, the other party just turned around and ran away without saying a word, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Until one day later, Steve received an anonymous text message: "You said that you hope that group of Hydras will disappear forever - if I understand you correctly." Then Steve received news that nearly three-quarters of the population of SHIELD had been slaughtered, and the culprit was still inviting the director to drink milk tea in the office of the director of SHIELD. But this was far from over. A few days later, Iron Man Tony also received an anonymous message: "Meow, Steve has another man in his heart, go quickly, there is a surprise." That day, Tony and Steve looked at each other across a river. Steve's eyes were filled with three parts coldness, three parts helplessness and four parts despair - his friend was haunted by the little female ghost; Tony's eyes were filled with three parts hatred, three parts anger and four parts disbelief - his teammate's friend was the murderer of his parents, and his teammate was suspected to be a crook; Since then, New York has become the next Gotham (referring to being persecuted) There is no other reason. It's just that Peng Su decisively chose option C between the choice of A to be honest and obedient and complete the tasks and the serious plot, and the option of B to learn from Yin Ju and create an abstract death of everyone so that there are no tasks to do. System:… The system seems to be working Then, the system watched in despair as this female ghost, who inherited Yin Ju's abstraction and terror, staged "Avengers: Our Burning Winter" in New York. "... I'm not here to break you up," Peng Su, who was surrounded by a group of Avengers, thought about all the sad things in his life before holding back his smile and continued, "I'm here to join you." Steve and Tony, who had just been forcibly pulled together, realized that a winter was going on invisibly:... Bucky in a state of confusion:...? System: ... Spare my eyes! "Meow, I really don't mean any harm." After saying that, Peng Su pressed her hand against the black widow without a trace of hesitation. Natasha:… It's bad, this time it's for her. New York became unexpectedly calm due to the arrival of a powerful ghost (Physics) Because if you dare to make any movement, a guy who can be called an electronic female ghost will be summoned. Everything you do in the next few days will be monitored by this electronic female ghost - if you use any electronic product The only way is to escape New York and escape to the wilderness without electronic products. Peng Su: ... They probably don't know that I have also hacked into all the satellites that I know of so far, right? Avengers:... *Don't dare to say anything for fear of being noticed by the other party, and then I will give you a gift package of being under surveillance for a week* The super-rebellions in New York don't dare to cause trouble anymore—because… Peng Su: What's going on——? *Come here after smelling it* Avengers: ... Let me see! *Follows here* New York's super-rebels:......6 The supervillains in New York looked like they were suffering from a miserable fate. Finally, they couldn't bear it anymore and collectively wrote to the Avengers to complain about the lack of personal privacy and human rights. ——It's been a long time coming, the super-reverses have also begun to write letters of complaint to Chaoying However, the culprit just blinked innocently and expressed clear and stupid doubts to the Avengers: "Why are they running away? Am I not with them?" … That's right, I forgot that this is also a transgression (I was kidnapped into it) Iron Man's expression was hard to explain, but he finally transferred Peng Su's personal information from the Super Anti-Reverse file to the Super English file. He named the archive: "Twilight" —————— No cp, all members are cb, just want to see the friendship between characters The plot is mainly about curing and has no outline. It is written purely for fun, so there are many loopholes. If you are looking for rigor, don't read it. Contains elements of the fourth natural disaster, hell jokes, jokes, and persecution of characters (all are treated equally in the Super League and the Premier League), please be careful to avoid lightning The author is complex, so there will be some strange things mixed into the article. A product that can be enjoyed by friends and family, purely for the purpose of generating electricity for love Intention: To be determined