Introduction:
The most outrageous KPI in convenience store worker Lin Xiaoman's life——
Serve as a humanoid pillow for His Highness the King of Hell, and teach an ancient black dragon how to use a microwave oven.
Do you still want to use Oden soup base to repair the system of life and death? !
Ever since I poked off the black bird mascara of the King of Hell,
His daily routine becomes:
? Install a whole-house smart ghost exorcism system in an eight-square-meter rental house to watch ghosts
? Teach the suit thug King of Hell to pay with his mobile phone ("The judge pen cannot scan QR codes!")
? Tie up into rice dumplings in the middle of the night with a soul chain ("This is an automatic defense program" and the tips of someone's ears are red)
The official job that Chu Jianghan regretted most in his life——
Handle supernatural incidents in convenience stores yourself!
Now he has to:
? Use Samadhi real fire to fry soft-boiled eggs to coax the little ancestor to get up
? Use Thousand Years of Cultivation as a WIFI signal for your wife to catch up on dramas
? Watching my soul-locking chain automatically warm people's feet in the middle of the night
When there is a rumor in the three realms that "the king of hell demolished the underworld for love",
Chu Jianghan pressed Lin Xiaoman in front of the screen of the Book of Life and Death:
"When you tampered with my life book twenty years ago,
Have you never thought about compensating me, the boss lady? "
Reading Guide
◆ Cold outside and coquettish inside, obsessive-compulsive disorder attack
◆ The convenience store cash register is directly connected to Huangquan Road, Meng Po soup is mixed with pearl milk tea, and Sansheng Stone serves as a karaoke screen
◆ A sand sculpture wrapped in a past life knife, catching ghosts and flirting at the same time
"Convenience store surveillance captured supernatural footage?"
"No, it's evidence that the King of Hell is chasing his wife!"
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Highlight hook:
- Use the sausage machine to hack into the underworld program and use the Oden to draw the Immortal Killing Formation
- The true form of the King of Hell is a black dragon that blushes when its horns are touched.
- The electronic life and death book barrage was crazy about CP, and Meng Po took the lead in using rockets.
- Past and present life run parallel, sweet and sad intertwined
Intention: When love comes, don't worry about ghosts and ghosts