Atypical Couple

"He never remembers my preferences. Even if I tell him a thousand times, he will still put a lot of ginger and put it in the most obvious position. Should I say it again? The answer is yes, but it's a pity that he doesn't listen." "Wedding anniversary is a very important day. I prepared carefully for three hours, but then he completely denied it by saying "I have to work overtime" lightly. I admit that for nearly two hours and fifty minutes of the three hours, I sat in the study and wrote a novel. But so what, shouldn't he express gratitude for my ten minutes?" The marriage counselor held up her chin and asked, "Why did you get married in the first place?" Yan Yuheng shrugged and said lightly, "It must have been possessed by a ghost." ———— "He ruined every weekend of mine. He stayed up day and night, and had an irregular schedule. Have I told you about my sleep status? It's very bad, very bad. The sound of him getting dressed can make me wake up quickly within half a minute. I need to rest, but he never realizes it." "I hate all corners and places where he hangs out. At class reunions, he will always say inappropriate things, make fun of my academic qualifications, mock my work, and then pretend to be indifferent, saying that he can tolerate it." The marriage counselor changed his position and asked: "Why did you get married in the first place?" Xie Xun lowered his eyebrows, his lenses flashing with light, "He is a complete liar." ———— The marriage counselor asked the last question: "How is your sex life?" ———— Yan Yuheng chuckled, with a bit of contempt, "Twice a week, but he never cooperates with me." ———— Xie Xun refused to answer, "He has many demands. I am very tired and don't want to obey." ———— Looking at the two people's test scales, the marriage counselor hesitated, "Then do you want a divorce?" ———— Yan Yuheng raised his eyes and said calmly and rationally, "No." ———— Xie Xun threw the liquid pen on the table and said solemnly: "If he dies, then I may choose to divorce." ———— Instructions for consumption: Atypical BE, noisy from beginning to end, with a lot of boosting links, not expected to be very long, double unclean. Inspired by snl Sai Jinhua and Amy's sketch, THE NEEDLERS Purpose: live a good life