Also known as "Mountain and River Luggage Record"
Once he traveled through time, Song Yanhua decided to return to his old career, pack his bags, travel through the great mountains and rivers of the motherland, and become an ancient version of a backpacker.
It's just that this ancient version of a backpacker doesn't seem to be easy to be?
Small theater one:
Duang, Duang, Duang, sitting on a donkey cart that was shaken so hard that his brains were vomited out, Song Yanhua was like: Well, I don't mind the smell of the bus anymore, vomit...
Small Theater 2:
Song Yanhua passed through a town, and just as he was about to speak, a sound of "pàu kiém yún ts'iáu chang" came.
"What are you talking about?" A question slowly popped up in Song Yanhua's mind, "Why is this ancient dialect more difficult to understand than the modern dialect? God, I miss Mandarin so much."
Small theater three:
After traveling for days, I just arrived at an inn to rest. The waiter happily greeted me, muttering, "Watch partridges and wash your body."
Song Yanhua nodded with satisfaction and looked at the waiter's busy work, thinking: The service in this inn is quite attentive, and they also prepare partridge soup specially for the guests, which is not bad.
Until he was tied up by Wuhua Da and ended up losing all his money. Song Yanhua rolled her eyes one after another and sighed: "The TV series misunderstood me. What about the classic line before the robbery, 'If you want to live from now on, leave the money to buy the road'? No one has ever told me that partridge hunting means robbery, ah ah ah..."
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There are funny stories, love and hate, entanglements of cause and effect, and intrigues and intrigues.
Although the road ahead is long, dangerous and difficult, if you decide to move forward, there is no need to be afraid of the mountains or the sea, just keep your head high and move forward bravely!
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When all the mountains, rivers and rivers had been traversed by Song Yanhua, she rubbed the map of Kantu that she had already formed and thought about it for a long time. She wanted to choose a place to settle, but she had not yet made a decision.
After hearing the news, several people came in a hurry day and night.
The little brother wearing a silver pattern played with a snake and stopped in front of her and suggested: "Sister, don't you like my Gu the most? Live in Nanman. I can do Gu every day." The snake gently wrapped around Song Yanhua's arm, and at the same time a warm breath was close to Song Yanhua's ears. Song Yanhua heard the remaining two words, "Confuse you."
An eight-foot tall man, wearing a felt hat, driving a camel, walked up to Song Yanhua and said, "The yellow sand is long, would you like to come back with me? If so, these will all belong to you." After saying this, the man patted the camel, and the camel instantly knelt down.
The entire caravan behind him, hundreds of camels, dozens of loads of pearls, jade, silk and satin were all displayed before Song Yanhua's eyes.
A knight carrying a sword climbed through the window and broke into Song Yanhua's resting place when the moon was dim. He knelt at Song Yanhua's feet, took out a seal, a jade pendant, a Xiao, and... A long string of chili peppers. He pinched his ears and gritted his teeth and said with a slight twist: "Although the road to Shu is difficult, you said many people in Shu had raked their ears that time. Do you want to have a raked ear yourself?"
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Warm reminder:
1. Private facilities are like mountains, don't pay attention to them
2. Update by chance
Concept: History is more absurd than fiction, but there are always people walking in the long night holding lanterns.