Lin Yue is a Taoist priest who is in his third year of high school at the best private aristocratic school in the country.
Every day I scratched my head and stabbed my buttocks, and stayed up all night to study questions. When the results came out, I was ranked second to last.
The teacher, whose face was covered with pustules, held up a sharp ax and struck it down, cutting the last one in half.
Lin Yue:......
There is an exam every week, next time it will be him.
After studying hard to no avail, Lin Yue turned his attention to Xu Jingyi, who ranked first in age.
He stands out from the crowd in the weird and gloomy school. Among a group of lunatics who only know how to study, he looks much more normal.
Lin Yue blocked Xu Jingyi's way.
Lin Yue: "Help me improve my academic ranking."
Xu Jingyi: "Why?"
Lin Yue is very good-looking, so good that even an old lady over fifty would be elated when seeing him, and even a boy would be amazed when seeing him.
Lin Yue: "I can fall in love with you."
Xu Jingyi: "I eat meat."
Lin Yue: "..."
Xu Jingyi smiled contemptuously, turned around and left.
Lin Yue shouted: "Advance one place, give me a kiss. Go ten places, stick out your tongue..."
Xu Jingyi turned around and waved, "Come here and let me have a taste."
Lin Yue: "..."
Lin Yue didn't know why he had to study hard here every day? Why did the teacher split him in half when he came last in the exam? Why are there human fingers in the rice porridge in the school cafeteria? Why does it keep raining at school? Why is sticky blood secreting from the cracks in the wall?
Lin Yue was almost collapsed by all this. Xu Jingyi licked his lips, his Adam's apple rolled, his eyes were deep, "The appraisal is completed, it's delicious!"
Lin Yue went completely crazy!
Intention: love life, love yourself