Withdrawal Reaction

The original title "Scumbag, don't catch me, I'll blow up the fish ponds" is corny and vulgar, right? * [Welcome to the live broadcast room of the "Aquaman" assistant~Send a castle to support it~] Barrage 1: Military advisor! Can you publish a love guide? ! The kind that chases people! Barrage 2: Military advisor! I can't catch up with the person I like, please help me, military advisor! Barrage 2: I have money! I can build ten castles for you! ! ! Barrage 3: Isn't it a relationship counseling room? Why playing games? ? … Barrage 1284: This is a Neptune training base, not a love brain training base~ Barrage 1285: What new fish did the little cutie catch? … Luo Lin looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and said casually: "He is still fishing for me." After a moment, Luo Lin added another sentence. "The anchor only fishes and raises fish, not love strategies." ————— Game anchor Luo Lin, well-known as the "King of the Sea" in the anchoring world, plays live broadcasts every day with different "scumbags" in double queue and playing shooting and assisting conjoined; Increase your popularity through "fishing", but the most popular way is to go on trending searches; Six months ago, Luo Lin was defrauded of 70,000 to 80,000 yuan because of online dating. As soon as this incident came out, it became the top trending topic that day. Countless people gathered in Luo Lin's live broadcast room, ready to listen to Luo Lin's account of the causes and consequences. That night, Luo Lin cried for two hours as soon as the live broadcast started. According to Jiang Fan, a close friend who lives with him, Luo Lin was still crying in his room, on his bed, and on his pillow for a full hour after the broadcast. Since then, Luo Lin started fishing everywhere and chatting with various "scumbags" live every day. Luo Lin has no other hobbies, his only hobby is watching scumbags acting. ————— As a game anchor, Luo Lin's daily live broadcast content is to play in a double queue with a "scumbag". Phrases like "Brother is awesome", "Baby is so awesome", "Don't worry baby", "Don't worry baby, I'm here" made the scumbag obsessed with what he said, and he would "break up" with various reasons afterwards. In the beginning, Jiang Fan just lived with Luo Lin and live broadcasted in the same frame because of Luo Lin's nice voice and first-class insurance skills. After getting to know each other, he realized how chaotic Luo Lin's life in Neptune was. * "Tsk, you're out fishing with your looks like this?" Luo Lin said with a cold face and disgust, turned around and threw the phone to Jiang Fan aside. Jiang Fan was still playing the game, looked at the cell phone that was thrown aside, and then looked at Luo Lin. "Another one?" "Yes," Luo Lin responded, and after a while he said: "Same as before, I'll transfer the money to you when it's done." Jiang Fan looked away, picked up Luo Lin's cell phone, and sent a voice message. "Sorry, he has a boyfriend and they live together. You don't want to be a third party, right? It's better not to come to him in the future;" "And I'd be jealous." Two minutes later, Jiang Fan sent a message to the other party, followed by an exclamation mark. "Okay." Jiang Fan returned the phone: "It has been deleted." Luo Lin responded: "I will transfer the money to you after I finish this." ————— * One night at 8:30, Luo Lin started broadcasting on time. Hundreds of thousands of viewers flooded into the live broadcast room instantly; Because a popular game anchor fish pond was bombed, it immediately became a hot search, and many marketing accounts are raising the popularity. The person who bombed the fish pond was Luo Lin in front of the camera. Barrage 1: Damn, are you serious? ! Barrage 2: No, did you really blow up his fish pond? ? ? Barrage 3: He trusts you so much, and you just blew up his fish pond so smoothly? ! Barrage 4: The host's baby is here again, so exciting! Ordered! … Barrage 1833: Will the anchor call me "baby" when playing with close friends? Barrage 1834: I got a little curious when I mentioned this. Barrage 1835: Do you think your close friend will be tempted after such a long time? … Luo Lin looked at the phone with a cold face and chewed gum in his mouth; "I'm a straight man and I don't have sex with men." ————— After getting along for a long time, Jiang Fan inevitably fell in love with his close friend Luo Lin who lived together; But there were countless rotten flowers and grass around Luo Lin. How could he, an ordinary little flower, squeeze in? However, secret love is not hidden, Jiang Fan's differential treatment is like a stain on a white paper to others, which is extremely conspicuous. After a while, Luo Lin took the initiative to find Jiang Fan, and the two had a "quarrel" in the room; That night, Jiang Fan packed his luggage, left the apartment where Luo Lin was staying, and went to share an apartment with another game anchor. After Jiang Fan left, Luo Lin felt empty and felt that something was missing; "Little Qilin, get up and eat." "Why are you drunk again? Do you still have honey water at home? I'll make you a cup when you get back." "Do you want this piece of clothing washed? If so, I'll throw it into the washing machine for you." "Little Qilin, little Qilin." Luo Lin frowned and knocked on the door, but no one responded. Luo Lin's legs went weak and he still fell drunk in front of the apartment door; This time no one will tell him "Why don't you bring the key again?" And no one will open the door for him. He felt a lot empty in his heart because Jiang Fan accounted for most of his life. But now, Jiang Fan is gone, and his heart is empty. ————— Luo Lin in the early stage: Barrage: Anchor anchor! How to chase the person you like? The anchor replied: No love strategy. Luo Lin in the later period: Barrage: Anchor anchor! How to pursue Jiang Fan? ! The anchor replied: Are you chasing my close friend? ? The anchor replied: Start! Let me! … Luo Lin: Honey, do you want to make a date? (Bi Dong, holding a rose in his mouth, thinking he can charm Jiang Fan, his crush) Jiang Fan:...... Jiang Fan: Aren't you a straight man? Luo Lin: Two hundred, do you want to make an appointment? Jiang Fan: One night, you get off and I get on top Luo Lin:...... Luo Lin: I respect you by running first! ————— "Aquaman" game anchor Luo Lin, who likes fishing for scumbag men and blowing up fish ponds, is assisted by the main player Live-in close friend and temporary boyfriend and voice-controlled game anchor Jiang Fan (Gong) mainly plays shooters Being loved without knowing it, being loved without daring to say it Two cowards, finally brave enough to be together (Lei might have run away because he found it too cliche!) This is a piece of nonsense... Purpose: Fish, but only catch scumbags; believe me, I will blow up the fish pond