
Today Is Not a Human Being
今天又又又不是人
by Winter Solstice Bird (冬至鸟)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 380k Words
- Chapters
- 85
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeFairy Tale
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age21+
- Cute Pets
- Destined Pairing
- Fantasy World
- Sweet Story
- Teenage Years
Synopsis
Yun Du had never had good luck in his life. He was born with a strange disease and was a weirdo among people. He was destined to have a rough life. It was during my sophomore year in high school that I met someone, and from then on... My life became even more painful. Like hell, one-sided and people locked. Advantages: The disease has improved. Disadvantages: Only useful if you stay with that person. … Master: He is the medicine. Yun Diu: We are strangers to each other... We have only met each other a few times. What to do? Then start by making friends with "bad intentions". — Yundui has been ill for many years. Since birth, he has had the condition of turning into an animal anytime and anywhere. … God is so sick, he is seeing ghosts! Change, change, He Yun Dui has never seen any big storms in his life, nothing has changed, nothing has been experienced... He almost turned into a kebab when he turned into a sheep, so what else is there to do? So, the nightmare began. For the first time, he turned into a bastard and was taken home as soon as school started. He tried his best to escape, going around in circles and back to where he was... Something was wrong. He discovered that as long as he stayed with this guy named Zhu Shinian, his "neurotic disorder" would get better! My waist no longer hurts, my legs are no longer sore, and my heart is no longer beating... The pain is gone. Although I cannot recover quickly, the situation has indeed improved. … He locked up with people, he was one-sided. After recovering, he recognized the reality and shamelessly bought a bunch of things to give to the other party, intending to make friends. Happy New Year: I don't like pink. Yun Di: Oh_(:з∠)_ Yundiu: Make a friend Happy New Year: Good ? ₍•Д•)Huh? So fast. The second time, he turned into a rat. After being led by a dog and running away, he turned into a mouse and fell into Zhu Sannian's hands again, even though he came to the door by himself. He was surprised to find that this man could communicate with animals. And he has the same "difficulties" as himself. Zhu Lian Nian: Am I weird like this? Yundui: Alas, we are brothers in distress. … The third time, he turned into a dog. Just in front of the cat lover, he became a puppy. Afraid of being driven away, he wagged his tail and said, "Take me home, I'll run away if I don't eat enough, I'll be smart and motivated, and I'll obey the discipline." Happy New Year:... … After the "unilateral locking" restriction was separated by two red ropes, Yun Dui was free and no longer had to cling to the other party. However, he was a little disappointed... He felt that it was good to stay with Zhu Shannian... Very happy. Wait until the fourth time, He turned into a cat. This time, he went to Zhu Shannian without any secret and used the cat's skin to do what he wanted, but unexpectedly discovered the other party's secret. … So he ran away. —— Zhu Sannian always likes to stare at the roses in the corridor across the building, whether they are blooming or not, he likes them. One day he made a new friend, so he stopped paying attention to the pot of flowers. Many people think that Zhu Shannian has a bad brain and always looks at animals and talks. In this regard, Zhu Sannian said: (•̀⌄•́)You don't understand my beauty. He also discovered a problem: Yun Di was very obsessed with his personal belongings. So, he took the initiative to post it. Food guide: 1. Non-classic campus articles, I think there are very few about campus. Feelings only become animals and are limited. The soul and body are separated and each has his or her own way. It is not a possession. 2. The transformation of feelings is equivalent to the soul leaving the body. The difference is that the person transforms back wherever the soul is. And as long as the subject is transformed back into a human being, the body will disappear. (It just disappears into thin air) 3. When feeling becomes an animal, it only has the image (shell) of an animal, and the rest remains unchanged. It maintains human habits, which is equivalent to the soul changing into an animal appearance. 4. It is not always in the animal form, it will still be a human in the end, and it will be neutralized by the human form in the middle. 5. Everything is fiction and has nothing to do with reality! Pre-receipt: "The Third Side of the Sun" Not a live stream. The cat who always abuses words × the dog who always worries The third side of the sun, the second side of the world, and the first side of man. One side is present, one side is dark, and the other side is turbid. The third side no one knows, no one has ever reached. —— Anyone who is a non-human (monster) who comes out of Mengawa Yard knows that there is a madman in the #room on the highest floor of the yard. Few people have seen it. They only know that madmen will smear their own blood all over their clothes, mattresses, and walls. There was almost no sunlight in his room, and it was impossible to see from the inside to the outside, nor from the outside to the inside. The nurse said that the room seemed to be independent of the whole world, with only lonely whiteness. That's why madmen decorate with blood. The dean never disliked this lunatic. Every time the lunatic went crazy, he would take the initiative to apologize to the dean. At that time, everyone would vaguely see the lunatic's appearance through the windows of several rooms: A thin, gloomy and well-behaved black cat. Everyone is incredible, and no one wants to get close. So one day, the madman was allowed to leave the hospital. He was sitting in a wheelchair like a piece of paper. The dean gave him a bunch of candied haws as a reward. The eye-catching red stood out against the sickly white. The madman liked it and left, so everyone no longer had to see the madman. The dean said: He will not come back. — There is an old house on a slope deep in the mountains. There is an old monster in the old house. It is said to be an old monster, but in fact it is not old. It looks like a human being in its mid-twenties, and its voice is also young. The old monster was taken by the monsters together. Whether they are transformed or not, they are all afraid of him. The old monster had disheveled hair all year round. His black hair had reached to his heels and he never cleaned himself up. Suddenly one day the mountain shook and it started to rain. He looked down the mountain and took the initiative to cut off his long hair. After tidying up the boards, he went down the mountain happily. He said: I won't come back, you can do whatever you want. Must read before reading: 1.1V1 2. Probably a group portrait is not absolute. The supporting characters will also have stories, but the protagonists account for the majority. 3. Both Gong and Shou have IQs. Shou has not been involved in society for many years, so she is somewhat ignorant and not stupid. 4. "Old Monster" is a nickname that never ages. 5. All contents are fictional and should not be substituted into the real world. Intention: Be positive and study hard! Love life and integrity first!
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