
Ten Thousand and One Hexagram, Bless the Whole Family
一万一卦,保佑全家
by Moon Tree Northern Demon (月树北妖)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 238k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 11mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Note: The following contains three copies. Copies 1 and 3 are pre-receipt copies, and copy 2 is the copy of this article. Please know that we apologize if it causes discomfort. [Please bookmark the pre-accepted article. For detailed copy, please see the author's column, "Doomsday: Hush!" "No Speech", "Invasion"] Copy one (copy received in advance, to be opened): "Doomsday: Hush! No sound allowed" One day, everyone in the city received an admission notice. [Please report to Dulin University on time at 25:00 pm on August 32. Remember to bring your own luggage (although it is useless). Those who are late or do not arrive will be responsible for the consequences~] At first, everyone thought it was just a joke, until at 6 pm on August 31, the world lost power, the train stopped halfway, and a huge red countdown appeared in the sky. Zuo Shu began to realize that something was wrong and rushed to Dulin University overnight. He saw a red warning sign on the school gate that read, [Campus survival regulations are as follows: First, don't whisper to each other during class time (we're all looking at you). Second, don't step out of your dormitory at night (even if someone knocks on the door or asks you for help). Third, don't believe anyone's well-intentioned reminders, including this survival rule. Fourth, I wish you all the luck to get out of campus. At twelve o'clock that night, Zuo Shu's roommates arrived one after another. The date on the phone was uniformly displayed as "August 32". At the same moment the date changed, there was a strange knock on the door, and the voice said, "Hello, classmate, I am your roommate, can you open the door and let me in?" ! ! ! Inside the four-person dormitory, Zuo Shu and the other three roommates looked at each other in horror. Then, a panicked scream came from outside the corridor, the dormitory door was violently shaken, and something outside the door started to panic... During the day, the campus returned to calm, with normal order controlled by abnormal people. The one-eyed teacher gave lectures on "how to correctly disassemble human limbs" and "the perfect way to roast human flesh"... The giant tentacle monster was guarding the window, with one eye covering the window, monitoring their every move. If they were not careful, they would be "eaten"... The dormitory is cleaned regularly every week, bloody fingerprints appear on the wall for no reason, and you are forced to sleep with a strange human corpse that appears in the middle of the night, but remember one thing, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" ....... The world fell into darkness, shrouded in blood, strange teachers and campuses, and no one said a word. But, is it necessarily safer outside the campus walls than inside? [Small theater: "Congratulations on your first night safely, please..." Zuo Shu casually picked up the alarm clock and hit it accurately on the radio speaker outside the dormitory door. His lazy speech was full of irritation. "What the hell are you talking about." One time, Zuo Shu was so kind-hearted that he worked hard to save a person from a life-or-death situation. When he took a closer look, "Crack!" With a loud slap, I saw the "person" embedded in the wall, and Zuo Shu's voice floated in the air. "The ugly thing was saved in vain."] ———————————————— Copy 2: The copy of this article is "Ten thousand and one hexagram, bless the whole family" Lin Sheng, a charlatan, once entered the modern era and bought luxury villas at a low price of one yuan, and he really got "shit luck". But on the first day of moving in, a strange face appeared in the mirror, an unknown figure was reflected on the wall, unknown bloody handprints appeared on the glass door, terrifying screams in the middle of the night, and a violent knock on the door... Lin Sheng cursed secretly: "Fuck (a plant), you've been screwed!" Since then, strange events have occurred frequently. A female corpse appears inexplicably in the attic, and a male corpse is buried under a tree in the backyard. The two form a vicious formation. Lin Sheng looked up to the sky and screamed a tragic song: There are unscrupulous people who want to harm me! Even though he is far away, he will be killed! In the blink of an eye, Lin Sheng opened the mouth of the female corpse with a lollipop in his mouth, and gave the female corpse a free full physical examination. But there is no way, life has to go on, she has to make money! Live broadcast with your left hand, solve crimes with your right hand, two-pronged approach, you can be rich just around the corner, go ahead, go ahead~ Weird sacrifices and bloody statues, men who raise ghosts and wives who report the crime, disappearing best friends and strange boyfriends... There are also punishments sent down by "gods". How to judge whether it is right or wrong? … The first netizen was full of shit, but the later netizens instantly turned into lickers. "Master! I'll make a prediction, and it's a prediction of ten thousand... No, one hundred thousand!" "Don't squeeze, don't squeeze! I was here first, help me do the math first!" "I'm giving the master a golden Buddha statue, so let me do the math first!" When Lin Sheng accidentally showed his face, Audience:???!!! Lin Sheng smiled slightly: Sorry, I am a talented player. Beauty is the most important thing. Advantages not worth mentioning. Food Guide 1. From ancient times to the present, suspenseful and supernatural + bloody and refreshing, the faint of heart should beware 2. Strong, weak emotional line, BG, double clean 3. All settings only serve the plot —————————————————— Copy three (copy received in advance, to be released): "Invasion" Global catastrophe, depletion of survival resources, invasion of unknown viruses, large numbers of human deaths, and the end of the world is coming. Six-year-old Jian Jian emerged from the sea of corpses and narrowly escaped. Rumor has it that working as a researcher in a doomsday military zone means you have more money, less work, and less air conditioning. There is no risk of life. It is a wonderful job... But reality broke the fantasy, and Jian Jian was puzzled: Why did the researcher go to the battlefield to pick up monster corpses in person? ! The key is to beware of the tide of monster corpses. If you are not careful, your life will be at risk. So this is what the additional subsidies mean! Once in actual combat, it is easy to say nothing. Why can a deep-sea octopus still land on land in shallow waters and crawl as fast as a cheetah... Why can spiders grow ten meters high, spin silk that is corrosive, and especially like to be pupae... Why did the beautiful sea of flowers suddenly turn into gregarious Chifeng bugs? The pollen was actually Chifeng cubs, and the floral fragrance turned out to be their farts! And hallucinogenic! ... What's more, the simple test level is D, and his physical fitness is not as good as that of ordinary civilians. He is on the verge of death! Jane · Poor and impoverished · Fallen at a push · Molecular biology researcher · Yi: God must be kidding me... But who would have thought... A group of team members were facing the plight of hunger and cold, and were about to die. Suddenly they smelled the aroma of grilled fish. When they turned around, they saw that Jian Yi, with a thin body, was eating a three-meter-long mutated piranha. [Ugh—can you eat this too? ? Ugh - is she starving? Vomit—— [Others were just beating monsters to level up, why did she still get it? ! But... It seems to be quite fragrant, vomit——] [This is not a battlefield, this is clearly a simple food reserve! Is it delicious? Give me a little...] Who would dare to think... The team encountered an attack by a humanoid alien species, and was easily ignored again and again. Each team member was seriously injured and fell into a coma, and they were about to become the soul of the alien species. Jian Yan casually grabbed the alien cub at his feet, raised the knife and dissected it on the spot... She yelled angrily, "Open your titanium alloy dog eyes and look! Its heart is on the sole of its foot! Don't chop off its head! Beheading will make it go crazy!" Jian Yi kicked the person aside and said, "Go and chop off its limbs. We'll have extra dinner tonight." Chu Lingzhou, the commander-in-chief of 3S, the proud son of a certain god: "???" [I was told that my body is fragile and easy to faint...] [This was not how the script was originally written. [Didn't you say that she is a loser? ? ? Later, A researcher in a certain district actually created alien monsters and even produced an army of monsters! A new monster gourmet restaurant opened in a certain city. The owner is unknown and the price is expensive, but the dishes are really delicious! ... [Small theater: Others were training in fighting, such as a wrist grab, a flying kick, a close fight, a powerful swordsmanship... All kinds of brave and handsome people. When he turned around, Jian Yi just took off his legs and ran. On the spot, he spurted out a mouthful of blood and fell over. The person next to him shouted: "Instructor!" Someone died here! The next day a certain district went viral with the slogan "Surprise! Someone vomited blood and died at the training ground." Jian Yi became famous overnight. Then it was discovered that "the student's physical fitness was too low, and with the approval of the school, the student was exempted from all physical training courses."] Intention: All your wishes come true, the timing of the year is in order, you are victorious!



Ahhhh, it was finished so quickly, congratulations to the author
"The fear of facing death gradually engulfed him." Catch a big bug for the author ~ [dog head]
Stand in front of Cui Yu and catch a big bug for the author ~ [dog head]
The writing was pretty good, but the protagonist at the beginning was so miserable that I was a bit dissuaded from it. He was tortured to death by some interstellar bandit, and was caught around like a little chicken. The slightly better Golden Retriever only said "I took care of him for two days" at the end, but this was only after the protagonist showed his admiration for the Golden Retriever (I was totally confused when I saw that. It's not Baozi. Why are you being abandoned? If you have any memory, you think he is good). And this system is so arrogant and disgusting. Don't cheat. It can't even guarantee the safety of the protagonist. It's useless to complain, apply and write a lot.