
I Really Am Nothing [Quickly Wear It]
我真不是东西啊[快穿]
by Yu Yuan (于元)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 316k Words
- Chapters
- 75
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 15d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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(The segment review has been opened, and the first three worlds have been completed! Updated on the 9th) Also known as: HE after turning into something. Unit text. There are female protagonist/male protagonist variations. All are sc1v1. The text is in third person. 🧸1. "Became a doll and was kidnapped by the school bully" Mingluo turned into a doll in the claw machine and was taken home by Yu Ye. One night, in his bedroom, she suddenly transformed back into her human form. Eyes facing each other. Ming Luo tried not to look at Yu Ye's slim waist and abdominal muscles: "... Hi?" Yu Ye:...... * "Is it because I was your doll that you were so kind to me?" "No." "Why is that?" Yu Ye said expressionlessly: "Because you are too troublesome." Mingluo turned her back to him: "I won't thank you anymore." The person behind him seemed to chuckle and whispered, "It can be a little more troublesome." / "You can say it again You picked my story out of a whole doll machine." Cute girl x cool guy. A father who is kind, delicate and a little slow towards feelings, a boyish boy, in high school. (Note: Fake school bully.) 🔮2. "Brother Meng's Diary" Some people dream of paper people, and some people dream of idols. Ran Meng is different. She dreams about the handsome brother brought by her mother's new husband. There is nowhere to put the feelings of a girl. Every night, Ran Meng writes in her diary to get high. [It's all my brother's fault. He must be a succubus who caused me to suffer from dream girl disease and my sister-in-law's addiction. When I wake up every day, the first thing I say in front of the mirror is to say hello to my sister-in-law. ] [,,,,,,,,……555] … She doesn't know. Every night when I fall asleep, my brother himself will become this diary and I can see it clearly. 🦔X🦊. Year-on-year guidance/protection type. It started with two-way healing and became a brother and sister who cannot live without each other. 🌙3. "The Suit and Tie of the Married President" There is nothing better about a married husband than having a Bai Yueguang whom you can't love. Actually I do too. That's him. One day, I complimented him on his beautiful tie, and then it turned into this for no reason. And I myself "disappeared." Unexpectedly, my husband, who had always been calm and gentle, suddenly seemed like a different person. What I didn't expect even more was... He wore it on me every day, and at night, he took it off again, wrapped it around his hand, and walked into the bathroom. Saying my name. Secret love comes true # is not white moonlight, the person beside your pillow is your sweetheart# 👓4. "My ex-boyfriend turned into my glasses and beat the mistress every day" How handsome your boyfriend's face is, how cool his personality is. The heroine finally couldn't bear it anymore and her boyfriend became her ex-boyfriend. Unexpectedly, one day, her glasses suddenly became sperm. Only she could hear it speak, and the tone of voice was exactly the same as that of her ex-boyfriend. "Why are you so shy, baby? I haven't seen anything about you before. You don't need to take off your glasses." … "Who are the third and fifth people in your friend's verification message? They seem to be men, right? Is it because of them that you broke up with me?" … "You like this now? It's so ugly." The heroine couldn't bear it anymore: "Which of your eyes saw that I like it!" "It was your eyes that were watching. You looked at him for six seconds!" University campus, sweet article. The honest heroine x commits crimes based on her face and falls in love with a brainless man. 📱5. "Siri of the Boy Who Wants to Die" ——Hi Siri ——Hello. Is there anything I can do to help? ——Remind me to commit suicide in half an hour ——Okay, already... That's weird! ! * Brother: "Sometimes I wonder why people should live since they are destined to die. Life is nothingness. We are just some matter fighting against the increase of entropy, controlled by hormones, and trapped by the times..." Sister: "What are you talking about? Charge me up quickly. I want to watch mukbang." "... Oh." The unreliable pyrotechnic girl x the cold, tired, world-weary young man with a sense of husband "I know you want to die, but don't die first. Come on, kid, come and see the spring with me." 😴6. "The big brother of Zhuma has become my Abeibei" Also known as "You Can Only Have Me as a Toy" Jiang Shixiu, the eldest son of Jiang, is gentle, old-fashioned, restrained, and inhumane. No one knew that the serious and decisive man at the meeting would look at the doll on the pink bed during the video call and lower his eyelashes after the meeting. Asked in a low voice: "Isn't it enough for you to have me?" 🩺7. "After the doctor friend of the overlord became my search engine" I, the eldest lady, got married to a boss, and suddenly found out that I was the female supporting character in a sadistic novel. The domineering husband and the little white flower hate each other and keep their bodies in front of me like jade. When I was as young as a flower and a jade, I stayed alone in my empty boudoir. Is this okay? Read Silk, Powen and TL comics on the Internet every day, do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing! Suddenly one day, my deceased husband's unexpectedly reliable doctor friend stopped in front of me. He looked at me with a complicated expression, his eyes changed a bit, and he said seriously: "Be in control." Me:? /Two normal people in ancient torture novels 🍰7. "Crush has become my little cake" The apocalypse is here, everyone else will turn into zombies, but my cold and hard crush has turned into a fragrant and soft little cake. What a coincidence. I am a cake person. * I kind of feel like a vampire falling in love with a human. /Ice cube face x little sun - Other worlds I want to write about: ·Become Lalang CP's VB trumpet Wait, aren't we Lalang? Why are you serious? ·The comic book villain dresses as the author's aibi desk pet She was actually adjusting my instructions and asking me to call her master! ? Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated! ——Why is this king's mouth out of control! ? ? Concept: Heartbeat is a feeling without standards





Xiaoxiao: break up Huo Lou: suicide
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Huo Lou: If my wife doesn't want me, I'll just die [crying] [hugging thighs]
It's so well written" "Don't be afraid. ""Catch a big bug for the author~
What's the update? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] I'm really going to make a scene