. The suspect was kidnapped by an unknown system to live broadcast and did not write the homework due the next day;
. In order not to study, the suspect spent a lot of money to purchase system products. After using them, he had a splitting headache. The reason was that his brain capacity was too poor;
. The suspect usually jumped when he encountered a murderous corpse while walking, and almost burped when he stepped into a river overflowing with water ghosts;
. The suspect was mistaken for a water ghost while swimming downstream in the water and was almost stabbed to death with a sword;
. The suspect developed a hoarding habit after traveling through time, and even ransacked trash cans;
. The suspect directly sexually changed himself in order to avoid menstrual cramps, but found that he did not have sexual intercourse even if he had sexual intercourse;
. In order to be in line with the self-recommendation, the suspect tried cider and was rejected because he was underage. He frantically used a face-squeezing system to pretend to be a man and emptied the merchant's warehouse;
. The suspect was overjoyed to see the high-quality river water in his new location. After entering the water and feeling it, he was so impressed that he was blown up to the sky mid-sentence;
. The suspect's butt was on fire and he jumped into the water in a hurry. He choked on his saliva and discovered that there were fragments of the people in it;
. The suspect was asleep in the water and was hung up by a fisherman, so people were frightened and thought he had hung his body;
. The suspect pulled off several hairs of a permed character and refused to return them, then put them on a fish for auction with righteous words;
. The suspect frantically carried out plane reselling, cutting leeks one after another;
. The suspect was in the water when he first arrived in the new dimension, and then discovered that it was the waters of Japan;
. In order to save money, the suspect did not go to the system to buy his identity, but went to the black market to buy it. He was unknowingly poisoned and shot in the head;
…
The suspect is dead.
The suspect is alive again.
The suspect bought unlimited resurrection in the first place.
The suspect worked desperately and desperately, and finally looked at the balance:
Hey, guess what?
It's better not to live!
[Master Bao, Master Bao, this method of yours is still too demanding. Is there any way to get some hair on my legs?
... Words of tiger and wolf!
[Master Bao, Master Bao, you look so cute when you are scared. Can I baby you?
... No!
[Main bag, main bag, I want to see it, I recommend ○○??!
... Put on some pants!
Okay, okay, the main package is still underage!
Intention: I have eaten so many knives, and seeing these is what I should do!