It has been more than a year since the war between humans and dragons subsided, but the Northern Court has always received a long, eloquent and exaggerated book from the leader of the dragon clan that he copied from nowhere - it is said to be a blue bird book full of mating signals. For example, today's sour poem is copied as follows:
The dragons asked me, will there be hauni in the underground city?
That's natural. Jiang Jiang created it for me.
It was the third month that Jiang Jiang became a dragon official. Among thousands of dragon eggs, he chose me as the most beautiful dragon egg at a glance.
The suitable temperature and humidity for hatching dragon eggs were all important. He even sewed an egg bag with his own hands, put it in my arms, fed me my blood, and took me away with me.
Dive into the deep Jiuluo sea and find a place to rest among the giant carcasses of sunken whales.
The deep sea is majestic, and countless dead souls on the bottom of the sea cry and tremble together. He comforts me who is weak every day, and sings around me.
Fairy beasts were parading around, all roaring violently as they passed by, but they turned back because Jiang Jiang begged me to give me good words.
The group of voluptuous and beautiful sea crystal girls caused disaster and caused countless blood in their hands. Jiang Jiang protected me with a knife. The sea crystal girl returned home, willing to put away her sharp claws and teeth.
Falling into the sea for a long time, this was supposed to be a dark undersea cage between me and Jiang Jiang. Time has lost the meaning given to memory, but I remember very clearly that Jiang Jiang protected me, one thousand and ninety-five wonderful days and nights.
When I break out of my shell, the waves of the sea rise and fall for a long time, just like my deep love for Jiang Jiang is as deep as the sea.
I opened my eyes, and I suddenly realized that the setting sun penetrated the deep sea, and the colorful clouds dispersed generously, hitting me who was still confused and confused.
Jiang Jiang was afraid that the rainbow would burn my young eyes, so she kept calling my baby name Guan Guan, coaxing me to close my eyes, and hurriedly cut off a bunch of rainbows, just because they might hurt me.
Jiang Jiang, Jiang Jiang, since you already love me so much, can you agree to marry me? It doesn't matter if you don't agree today. What do you want to eat and drink? I'll send you the love letter tomorrow!
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Written in Another Day of Adoring the Judge
You are a talented bamboo horse Guan Guan
It is indeed a Bluebird book in which the words used to express love become more and more passionate every day, and the specifications of the letters become more exaggerated every day. It is said that today's letter was actually delivered by a relay of ninety-nine and eighty-one blue birds. This battle directly persuaded half of the young talents in the city who admired turmeric to retreat. For the other half left, the leader of the Dragon Clan personally visited and "convinced people with virtue" to persuade them to quit.
Faced with his arrogant attack on the city, the subordinates of the Judicial Court hesitated to speak: "Chief Judge, you, you'd better take a look."
Jiang Huang, the chief judge and the author of the "Guide to Raising Dragons", opened the blue bird books that were handed to him one after another and read them all in one go. Just like before, it was a "letter of provocation" that was full of arrogance, confidence and ignorance. After a long time, he curled his lips and marked the word "read" with a red pen.
After thinking about it again, I decided to reply with a few sentences to this bamboo horse: "The writing is very good, but you are not allowed to write it again next time. If there is any waste paper in the report document again, the Judicial Court will personally lead the army to carry out the third large-scale and heavy-duty shock crusade against the Dragon Clan this year - the crime is as follows - 'attempting to bribe the presiding officer with beauty and steal illegitimate benefits.'"
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Growing Turmeric VS "Her Warm Heart" Zhu Ma Guan.
Intention: Water vigorously, the bitter vines bear sweet fruits
