[Football] a Family of Football Kings, but They Are All Me

Short story! Parallel world! ! ◆Pre-release push: "Persecuting Western Gods in a Weird World" // "[Football] I, the Tyrannosaurus Rex, can't be a goalkeeper? ◆ [Copywriting] Dongfang Shao was bound to the merit system after his death and went to work in thousands of worlds. After he accumulated enough merits, he left the system and was sent to the parallel world Blue Star. (Not yet born version) The system said that he could choose to be reincarnated directly with his memories, or he could give himself AI parents. Seeing that it was no different from the earth, Dongfang Shao, the equalizer of China's national destiny, had an idea and made himself a grandpa Dongfang Liang. Grandpa Dongfang Liang was set as the goalkeeper, leading the national football team to the top 16 of the World Cup in a confusing era. He was the savior of the national football team and became the chairman of the Football Association after retirement. Dad Dongfang Xing, a talented midfielder, made the voice of Chinese football players heard in the world of football. He led the national team to the semi-finals of the World Cup and became the head coach of the national team after his retirement. Under the spotlight and amid crazy reports from media around the world, Dongfang Shao was born! He is - a genius forward! Fans: Three goals in one goal, how terrifying! Dongfang Shao: Thank you for the invitation. It's all my own. #There are one billion fans before they are even born# #Football's strongest relationship household# #I heard that the Dongfang family specialized in playing Cuju in history! # #The East is not bright and the West is bright, but the East is bright and he is bright. Our Chinese football has really stood up! # Parallel world! ! ! ! ! ! … … ◆"Persecuting Western Gods in a Weird World" [Copywriting] [The original meme is no longer inspired, this is a new idea~] ◆◆According to the online book guide, college student Jiang Jinan stays up late every day to post long comments under the book "Survival in Weirdness". After a full year of work, he, Jiang Jinan, finally succeeded in traveling through the book! In the book, weirdness suddenly comes, and humans suddenly awaken to their spiritual power. They can summon gods that have appeared in human history to fight against the weirdness. The more familiar the gods are to humans, the stronger their combat effectiveness. At first, it was evenly matched, and everyone thought it was an evolution. Until the birth of the Nightmare Ghost that can devour human memories, memories disappear and inheritance is discontinued. The gods once summoned are completely forgotten by humans. Humanity retreats step by step and is ultimately defeated. Now, Jiang Jinan has traveled to the fifty-ninth year when the strangeness comes, and there is only one year left before the end of mankind in the book. Jiang Jinan recalled the last thousand-word review he wrote before wearing the book, and while the memory was still warm, he immediately gathered everyone and told them the story of the gods. "Zeus remember? He is very powerful. He can fall in love with anything and have children." "Then he and ghosts are totally fine!" "With the power of Zeus, won't all the little ghosts born to the big ghost become our own ghosts?" … The gods who were quietly waiting for their arrival in the depths of the world were finally remembered by humans, and Zeus, who was the first to be remembered, left with his head held high and his chest high: I am indeed the true King of the Gods! Human beings are the first to think of me! After Zeus arrived, he sensed human beings' prayers and was stunned. Humanity's faith has been condensed, and Zeus couldn't refuse. With a black face, he grabbed a few ghosts and raised his hands. Zeus, who had been given new powers by humans, successfully created a ghost that belonged to him. No! It's a human ghost! This thing who opens his eyes and calls himself "daddy" has nothing to do with him! ! ! When Zeus returned to the depths of the world, no matter how the gods next to him asked, he remained silent. … Zeus: I'm dirty. Jiang Jinan: This is a new ability that human faith gives you! I didn't really let you… Zeus: I'm dirty. Jiang Jinan:...... Zeus: Hello, I am actually not very powerful at all. Here I would like to recommend other more powerful gods to you, such as Poseidon. In fact, he is also very good at making children. … … "[Football] I am a Tyrannosaurus Rex, can't I be a goalkeeper? [Copywriting] O Shaoyuan was sent to the Jurassic by a dump truck and became a newly hatched Tyrannosaurus rex. More than ten years of Tyrannosaurus rex life made O Shaoyuan's memory gradually blurred. After his death, he opened his eyes again and found that he had become a famous fool in the American slums. Soon, he was adopted and given a new name: Henry Brown. At first, Henry Brown was suggested to be a football player, but he reacted quickly and acted carelessly. He stayed with the Idaho Breakers for more than a month and sent dozens of teammates to the hospital, so he was politely persuaded to quit. After that, Henry Brown tried basketball. People who watched his single trial were very optimistic about him becoming the next Shark O'Neal: It doesn't matter if the shot is not accurate, as long as you focus on the opposite player. Soon, during the summer league, Henry Brown beat up a fan who was chattering and throwing things at him in the arena. In basketball venues, fans were too close, and Henry Brown could not change his bad temper. During the NBA playoffs, a fan who threw pizza in his face was sent to the hospital with a punch. And then, um... Retired again. After that, Henry Brown could only go to WWE, which did not require much technical content, to be a martial arts actor. In less than half a year, he fought all the invincible fighters and was covered with gold belts. However, due to the loss of suspense and declining ratings, Henry Brown was persuaded to quit. Henry Brown lay flat on his back. On February 9, 2022, Henry Brown was taken to watch an Everton game by his adoptive father Tate Brown. A Newcastle fan wore a T-Rex costume and sang to satirize Everton goalkeeper Pickford. "His hands are too short and he can't even reach the door frame. Can he be a goalkeeper?" Henry Brown:? ? ? ? Why can't I be a goalkeeper if I have short hands? ! Henry Brown immediately turned to look at his adoptive father, Tate Brown: I want to be a goalkeeper! Become the goalkeeper and beat the crap out of these guys! While I may not be able to solve the problem, I can solve the people who created it! Henry Brown was very resolute, and Tate Brown had no choice but to compromise, but - "How about you go try out for that desert football team first? The requirements there should be relatively low, and they won't persuade you to quit soon?" … … Intention: Hard work and correct choices are indispensable.