Fake Young Master, He Is Not a Human Being
假少爷他不是人
by Wuyu Flower (雾屿花)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 10k Words
- Chapters
- 3
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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A month ago, Gu Xiaomiao came to a strange world. This world still has its familiar small squares that make sounds and lights, round basins that can automatically turn into food, and many, many two-legged beasts. But there are also many unfamiliar ones, such as: When I was led to the recording studio and asked to sing a nice song in human language. Facing the big black hammer on his head, Gu Xiaomiao obediently sang: "Second↘meow↗meow→miao↘meow↗meow→meow↗meow~..." ? "I'm sorry! This child took the wrong medicine a few days ago... He's not feeling well yet. I'll bring him back in two days or two weeks..." Finally, he was carried away in the eyes of a group of two-legged beasts with surprise and admiration. Oops, kittens sing so beautifully. This group of two-legged beasts cannot be envious of this~ Another example: While he was eating delicious human food, a two-legged beast called the Movie King came and sat across from him, speaking human words to it in an unkind tone. "Gu Le, don't think that if you don't help Xiaonan, he will come to beg you. You owe Xiaonan this! You will never be able to pay it back in your lifetime, you know! I advise you not to be ungrateful, otherwise your uncle will know..." The next day, news spread across all major platforms that a certain movie star had inspired the entire community to chase the female cat that sent Q, chasing the kittens wherever they went. Several celebrities even posted posts on Weibo that were so intense that they almost cursed, asking where a certain movie star had seduced his beloved pet. Gu Xiaomiao sat lazily in the air-conditioned room, licking ice cream and watching videos of cats acting coquettishly. The little kitten doesn't know anything, hee hee. It was only after someone saw Gu Xiaomiao, who accidentally drank wine and exposed her tail. "Ah ah ah ah, that's not good! Someone died in the toilet!" The next day, the dead man came back to life and said he wanted to raise it. "Please be good to me, and I will be good to you." Of course Gu Xiaomiao refused with righteous words! Are you kidding me? I already have a shit-sweeper, okay? It's just that this guy who said he wanted to raise it, how come he looks so much like the bad man who let him eat and sleep with him and also likes to quietly watch him go to the toilet! Cute little cat ×The loser who dared to cut his own legs because he wanted to watch but had no food. You think this person is crazy, but in fact he just did what he should do... The purpose of this article is that kittens are the cutest in the world! With kittens, I am no longer a wild man without cats. What? The kitten turned into a human? This must be the person's fault! Guard! Cat life is the most important thing in the world! What? You're going to kill the cat! I rustle! What? You want to harm the kitten too! I will continue to rustle! What? Does the kitten bully you? Impossible! You have a problem! I then swish, swish, swish! Brain Storage 1. The fake young master is not dead and will come back later, but his body is indeed that of a kitten. 2. Happy ending 3. There is a twisted secondary cp of pure love 4. The stupid author will add more if he thinks of it Intention: Everything is the best arrangement.