I couldn't get a ticket when I went home during the Chinese New Year, so I signed up for a low-price senior tour group.
Tour guide: "Don't even think about going back if you don't buy something later!"
Me:……
Tour guide: "This place has always been known as the Venus of the East."
Me: Is there any other way to say this?
When I got off the bus, the tour guide stopped me: "What suitcase are you carrying for shopping?"
Me: "I don't feel safe if I don't carry it."
When we arrived at the shopping point, the tour guide saw that I didn't buy anything and yelled:
"If you don't buy anything, I'll call someone else!"
Then I saw my seventh and eighth aunts.
After leaving the house, the tour guide blocked the door of the bus: "If you don't buy something, don't even think about getting on the bus!"
In the blink of an eye, I saw me walking two miles away.
After arriving home, my phone rang and I received a message from the tour guide:
"Were you the one who was there during the last summer vacation?"
Intention: There is an orientation in the world, which is the direction of the heart