Xiao Zhu: "Help!!... I am not a lolita with a voiceless voice and a soft body. I can be easily pushed down...!"
He: "In addition to giving you money, I will also marry you. Marry me!"
He said: "If you keep pretending to be a bachelor with me, I will throw your tail ring into the sea, and then I will drag you with me to die in love!"
They said: "Xiao Zhu, sooner or later you will die suddenly in front of the computer because you play too many games. When you die, you will have to shout, 'Ah! I still have 2 million experience points to upgrade! After upgrading, you can go to new scenes to spawn monsters and continue to upgrade!!'"
She is a miserable single. She wanted to dedicate her miserable love to God, but she did not expect to be despised by them: "It's too funny. What does God want you to do with that thing?"
Well, this is a crazy world, write a crazy love textbook, about her, about them, a love rhapsody about pseudo-single life.
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