Crazy on Another Day

[The copy of the next pre-released "Waste Demon Cleansing Manual" is at the bottom ~ Please collect it (*/w＼*)] [The full text is coming to an end] [White cut, black boss attack × black cut, white fun, people suffer] #directional #Eternal enemies cannot become wives! This article is also known as: "On how to break up when my mortal enemy kissed me before he died!" --- Xie Xingchen is a notorious and well-known liar in the world of cultivation. He is best at talking to people and telling lies to ghosts. Countless victims have been deceived by him: "I was tricked into spending all my magic weapons to protect him, but he turned around and solved it all with just one talisman!" "I don't want to be deceived by him, but he speaks really nicely QAQ." While the victims were grieving, Xie Xing had already made a prosperous and prosperous life by relying on swagger and deception. Until one day, he met another troublemaker he couldn't afford. Xie Xingchen tried to get involved. Hua Hua said nothing, rejected his offer, and gave him a knife. * Yin Zhaowen, the immortal who had been sealed in the Three Realms for many years, was just unearthed when he met Xie Xingchen who was acting as a demon. Xie Xingchen failed, so he had to tie up a blood contract with his mortal enemy. The little liar who had been prepared for a long time was gearing up: to deal with his mortal enemy, he would naturally disturb his purity! Take away his magical powers! Cheating his feelings... Wait, something seems to be wrong? The strange village that does not enter reincarnation: Xie Xingchen was surrounded by evil spirits all over the mountains and plains, holding talismans in his hands and waiting: "There are many evil spirits here, we should think of a way to lure them away..." Turning around, I saw my rival strolling on the empty street. Xie Xingchen: "..." Wait, why does Xie Sui only chase me and not you? ! The shroud knocking on the door in the middle of the night: The clothes of the deceased who appeared in the middle of the night caused panic in the whole town. From the wealthy businessmen to the county government, no one was safe. The two people staying in the deserted house heard a knock on the door, and Yin Zhaowen opened it casually. Clothes of the Dead:. The boy in the dead man's clothes stood at attention. Xie Xingchen watched helplessly as the deceased man's clothes, which made the whole city uneasy, stood awkwardly. Under Yin Zhaowen's understatement, he carefully showed him a cup of tea. A deserted city full of bad luck: Xie Xingchen looked at the red papers everywhere and reasoned with everyone seriously, but couldn't find a solution: "This place is not simple. I'm afraid it has something to do with the gods. It will be difficult for us to escape unscathed if we are trapped here." Yin Zhaowen: "I'm coming." Xie Xingchen:? What are you here for? Are you here to deal with the evil spirits? Are you here to rescue us? Or will you resolve the exception? "Wait a minute, no one told me that you go directly to deal with the gods?" ! ! Xie Xingchen was greatly shocked: These are not enemies, this is clearly the golden thigh that God has given him! Such a treasure must be kept close to you and don't let it run away! So, when the knife he had just offended was held to his neck, he beamed with joy and deliberately provoked him with sweet words: "How? Now I am yours." Yin Zhaowen: "..." Yin Zhaowen slowly took back the knife: "Seriously?" Xie Xingchen:? Right, right, right, no, no, no. * Yin Zhaowen once saw that Xie Xingchen, as a stunning genius, was untainted by the world. He also saw him crush all the liver and intestines into the dust and mud, kneeling among the corpses on the ground, begging for mercy and crying, just for a glimmer of life. He was the only one who could see that look of embarrassment and broken pride. He thought he would hate him to the core, but unexpectedly, in the sky full of fire, he watched helplessly as the man went cold in his arms. He didn't know how long he knelt that day. He only knew that his eyes were red, and he hugged the man and repeated over and over again: "I don't want you to die..." The world only knows that the gods in the sky went crazy for a while, but they don't know how long the man held the cold body in his arms and burned it in the fire of hell. Then he tore open the rift in the three realms and pulled him back to the human world. "I don't ask to be with you in this life, or to have no regrets in three lifetimes. I just ask that I can accompany you through this wasted life and the narrow road." "From now on, I don't have to suffer all the sufferings in the world alone." Small theater: The overturned liar reluctantly gave up the territory and paid compensation: "Isn't it cooperation? Tell me, what do you want?" Xie Xingchen closed his eyes and turned his heart: It's nothing more than asking for money, supernatural powers, magic weapons, or... "I want you to cry." In front of him, the tall man leaned down slightly, brushing his cheek with his pale fingertips. His voice was clear and cold, and he repeated word by word: "I want to see you cry." "..." Help, there seems to be something wrong with the way my mortal enemy looks at me? [Advance receipt copy: Fake iceberg, sultry Taoist priest attack × talkative, sick, weak and beautiful woman suffers "May you, Liang Shangyan, see you often every year." ——"The Longevity Girl. Spring Banquet" Yan Xuanyi was the proud son of Heaven and the Immortal Lord of the sect, but he was labeled as a demon and reviled by thousands of people. In the end, his soul was scattered and his body was left without a trace. When he woke up again, his cultivation was completely ruined and he became a sick man who coughed up blood every three steps and could not stand up. What's even more tragic is that there are rumors that the new Immortal Lord is jealous of evil and wants to peel off his skin. Yan Xuanyi: "..." It's bad luck. To walk out of the devil's cave, he should turn into a black man, become a demon, and push those who once pushed him into the abyss into the abyss one by one... None of the above. Yan Xuanyi cautiously said: "Actually, it's quite good to be a salted fish." When the new immortal leader suddenly suffered a catastrophe, the news of the big devil's comeback spread like wildfire. The really famous and frightened devil opened a small teahouse and was happily living his salty life. Until one day, a monk covered in blood staggered open the door and put a sword on his neck. * Shen Sui, the most upright and cold-blooded immortal leader of the sect for hundreds of years, died due to a disaster a hundred years ago. After his rebirth, he had no memory, except for vaguely remembering to find an old friend. On the occasion of the calamity, he was framed and covered in blood when he opened the door of a teahouse. He saw a sickly beauty with a beautiful face who could not even stand up. The little beauty cried: "Spare my life! I am willing to do anything!" Shen Sui: "Misunderstanding... Wait, are you willing to do anything?" * Yan Xuanyi felt that he had found a treasure. The Taoist priest Bai picked up cooked for him, made his bed, kept him safe, and helped him solve all the troubles he got into. The only bad thing was that she answered all his funny words and did everything he could and couldn't do with her face that looked so pure. Yan Xuanyi held his waist and gritted his teeth: It's not a loss! But paper could not contain the fire after all. On the eve of his identity being exposed, Yan Xuanyi left him without saying goodbye. By then, when he was facing the abyss of silence, with all the evil spirits bowing their heads, thousands of ghosts coming to pay homage, and fighting with hundreds of immortal sects, that familiar figure broke through the crowd and grabbed his hand. Yan Xuanyi: Damn it, I'm here to ask for a debt of gratitude. Yan Xuanyi said with a cold face: "Shen Sui, do you know whether you are worthy of..." The monk behind Shen Sui knelt down and worshiped: "Welcome the Immortal Lord to come out of the mountain!" Yan Xuanyi:... Who? ? ? ? ? Broken! This one is here to take my life! But that Immortal Lord, whose splendor was untainted by the mortal world, had red eyes at this moment, staring at him and saying word by word: "Yan Xuanyi, I had a hard time looking for you." Yan Xuanyi: "..." Maybe I can clear my name a little bit. "There is no need to look for that old friend. "Also, long time no see. " ——— Yan Xuanyi was once the proud son of heaven that was fought over by hundreds of immortal schools, and the immortal respected by thousands of people. However, he fell into the dust overnight and lost all his immortal bones. He was reviled by thousands of people and wished he could be stabbed with ten thousand knives so that he would never be able to stand up again. He seemed to have had his pride shattered. He walked on the road to hell, covered in blood and unable to struggle. Finally, dragging his body with diseased bones, he disappeared for more than a hundred years. It's just that hundreds of immortal families regard him as a chess piece, but he is determined to overturn the chessboard that has turned into a dragnet. He will eventually hold the sword again, both to suppress evil spirits and to point to the way of heaven. "The way of heaven is unfair and the world of immortality is in chaos, so I will tear apart the long night, fight against all odds, and fight for myself in the high sky. "] PS: 1. Neither attacking nor receiving is considered a good person! Everyone is evil! Shuangjie 1V1! 2. Have a deputy CP! There is a lily line! 3. Heat slowly. The plot line will be a bit long, and the emotional line will develop slowly. The main CP package is HE. 4. Part of the inspiration comes from "Sou Shen Ji", "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" and "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" 5. Kindergarten writing 6. Everything in the article is fictitious! ! Don't substitute reality! Be firm in materialism! 7. If you don't like it, don't come in! If you don't like it, don't come in! ! ! (╥ω╥`) 8. All foreshadowing will be recycled! Don't worry, just watch it for fun! There will be no situation where you write the front and forget the back or dig a hole but fail to fill it! 9. It's fun to watch Wen Quan, please don't quarrel or curse! (づ￣??￣)づ Thank you to every baby who clicked on this book! ! ! Orz orz Purpose: Instead of praying to gods or saints, it is better for each of us to take a step forward and change the world into a better place!