Uchiha Jinji Will Never Be Hokage

[The next Naruto book should be "I Unify the Ninja World by Sucking Death"] Copywriting: 1. After his death, Jinji was reincarnated into the ninja world and became an Uchiha and Senju hybrid in Konoha Village. He also spent his childhood with amnesia. Until one day, the former tyrant Tianyu recovered his past life memories. Looking down at his bun hand, Shi'er quickly made a decision: OK! Then his goal in this life is to eat and wait until death. Later he will go to Duanzha Street to gamble! But as we all know, plans can't keep up with changes, and there are always people who will rush forward "shouting about bondage and friendship" when Shi'er is in trouble. So—— When Shi'er casually hammered the annoying guy into the wall, the elders of the clan felt that he was the new hope of the family. When Zhen'er accidentally lost all his living expenses and gave money to the kid from Tongren Village to buy his life on the battlefield, he was unilaterally recognized by those guys as a companion they would never let go of. Danzo killed those who wanted to kill him, such as Danzo and some nobles. Those Uchiha and Hokage who ran to revolutionize the ninja world and fight against Otsutsuki kept saying that Shi'er changed them, so they would also change Shi'er and let him be happy. ——Ji'er's peaceful daily life was ruined in this way. Completely and forever! 2. After peace in the Ninja world, Shir once again felt troublesome and wanted to run away. The result was as expected. As soon as he climbed over the wall, he was caught again by the group of perverted Uchiha and Shigeo Hokage. Orochimaru, a man who had given up his dream of becoming Hokage long ago, had to become the fourth generation of bad luck because of a certain Tianyu tyrant. He chuckled "haha" and said: "Shi'erjun, after forcing me to deal with these troublesome tasks every day, you don't think you can escape, do you?" The next second, the snake-like young man put his head on Shi'er's neck, and his hot breath happened to hit the three magatama-like heavenly curse seals on Shi'er's neck. Curse Seal, one of Orochimaru's most satisfying inventions. ——It has many functions, including but not limited to being able to resurrect Orochimaru through the marked person. "Tsk." He stretched out a hand and scratched his head, complaining with some dissatisfaction, but Shier did not push Orochimaru away in the end. 3. Shi'er: So, is it fate that I can't stay away from these annoying people? Uchihas and Hokages: No, it's not. This is completely forced by our TM organization after all the planning and racking our brains. If you are unlucky, you "deserve it". But no matter what, even if he fails to perform as expected, Uchiha Shiji will never become Hokage! He's going to hit small steel balls! ————————— Demining: 1. Cp Orochimaru, even more so, because Orochimaru has no such worldly desires, happiness. 2. The deputy CP is the Uchiha five-piece suit, no difference, you can fight in any way, as long as you don't make a fuss. 3. Yes, most of the dead people will be resurrected because they have to fight aliens. All fans, all relief. 4. Neither Konoha is black nor Uchiha is black. In other words, you can also understand it as all black. The protagonist belongs to Konoha, one slap, Uchiha, and one slap. The name is 18 Dragon Subduing Palms. 5. Note that there are such things as column spots producing fennel and springs producing mirrors, as well as other private and secondary settings, but they will all be clearly marked. This is based on textual research. Basically only Danzo is black, even Black Zetsu will find a way to get it, but they will not use it to whitewash anyone. Everyone will throw it into a position that suits them to fight against Otsutsuki. 6. Slow heat, slow heat! It's not that I've reached full level directly, but I basically won't eat turtles—— —————————————————————— Pre-release of "Members of the Konoha Family Registration Section Don't Want to Laugh Anymore" on tape [Group portrait, literature about social beasts going crazy, giving birth to a child, Uchiha five-piece set with no difference (without modification)] Copywriting: 1. As we all know, in the ninja world, especially in Konoha, the ancestors of the Uchiha, Senju, Hinata, and Uzumaki families are all from the same family. They are all descendants of Otsutsuki. And I, an ordinary fanatic who is particularly interested in Naruto characters and their mythological prototypes, suddenly traveled to a time when Minato had not yet become the fourth generation—— He also traveled through time and became a Konoha household registration officer! Damn it, why is the current household registration system in the ninja world still based on one family per surname? So how on earth am I going to register for these ninjas who are so entangled and even tomboyish? Seriously, is there any possibility that the actual difficulty of this job is the same as registering the household registration for Naohuajuanzi next door! 2. I learned the hard way that because of this household registration, I went completely crazy and finally dug the grave of the creative team together with my mad scientist friend. Then I handed over the microphone while everyone looked at me as crazy: "That's right, it's you who are asking!" "What is your relationship? Who fathered whom by whom?" "Why does Obito fuse Hashirama's cells painlessly, and why do Kagami and Mikoto have Senju bloodlines?" "And the most important thing -" "In this damn household registration, who should I register as the mother and who as the father? Which blood stain did they inherit from whom?" "Who should I change my last name to?" 3. "Brother Heshu, I want to ask you something." "? Say." "That is to say, since you are so worried about this household registration system, why don't you ask Uncle Snake to rewrite it?" "... Don't ask." "The question is because he is too busy with research." "If you ask me again, I can only say that this is my little trick to save the world." Purpose: Learn to love and be loved