In his first thousand years as a fortune teller, Yun Heng submitted a retirement application to the marshal. He could no longer work as the devil's Yin body would come out!
But unfortunately, every time he applied for retirement, he was rejected by the marshal with different reasons.
In the 300th year of his tireless application to the marshal for retirement, he finally received the divine revelation from the omniscient heavenly king——
Tomorrow is the day he is destined to retire.
The next day, the mirage of Jidu came, and Xianzhou Fanghu fell.
As a fortune teller of the Jade Palace, Yun Heng chose to use his body as bait and the cloud-viewing mirror as a guide to light up the trajectory of Emperor Gong and Siming.
Very good, death might as well be a kind of retirement.
Good news, he is dead, but not completely dead,
Bad news, he has been infected with longevity plague.
After pulling out two new ginkgo leaves, Yun Heng threw a Holy Grail
A yin and a yang, Di Gong Siming agreed to his retirement application
The world is as big as my hometown in Teyvat
There are no evil rich people, no troublesome army of destruction, and even the company's financial advertisements have disappeared.
Unfortunately, peaceful days are always short-lived.
With a sudden disaster of longevity falling from the sky,
It's like turning on some switch,
The peace of Teyvat continent is no longer
Angel's Gift started selling Suleda,
The joint concert of Fonina, Barbara and Mockingbird will be held at Opécle Opera House
Northland Bank and Interstellar Peace Corporation had a violent conflict in the financial field,
Under the leadership of a certain commissioner named Scott, both sides began a vicious business war to attract new customers and deliver eggs.
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Until one day, Yun Heng received an invitation letter from Xianzhou, sincerely inviting representatives of Teyvat to participate in this year's martial arts ceremony.
Looking at the wallet that Zhongli had just emptied, Yun Heng fell into deep thought.
By the way, if you retire without reporting, can you still receive pension?
Here's some hooray jokes:
After being imprisoned for many years, Hu Lei was determined to do something big on the fairy boat once he escaped from the ghost prison.
The Yunqi army is stuck with ideas, not to mention that there is a Kage stream hiding aside and watching with eager eyes.
He decided to change his target to soft persimmons from extraterrestrial galaxies.
After skipping various goals such as "Pier Point" and "Pinoconi",
Teyvat? What little country place is this?
With this thought in mind, Hu Lei kicked open the door to the lounge.
"Don't move, it's robbery!"
Those who played jade signs, those who drank tea, those who played the piano, those who drank dumplings and milk, and those who drank boiled water all turned around.
Showed an amiable smile towards Hu Lei
Purpose: Discover the beauty in life
