[Ming Ke] Did Lan Xinmei Do Anything Wrong When Performing in Public?

Miyagi Yu, gender male, race human. In his previous life, he did many evil things and got sick every day. In this life, he died suddenly and entered a young jump comic. Fortunately, fortunately, before traveling through time, he had masterfully memorized a hundred essential routines for the protagonist Ke Tong, and he would definitely be able to make a name for himself in Mihua Town. * During the bombing incident, I met the living Matsuda Hagiwara. The other person seemed to recognize me. He was trying to remember while handling the bomb: "Huh? I seem to have seen you somewhere. You were in that bombing..." The justice from heaven that saved you! Miyagi Yu automatically completes the half-finished sentence and uses his brain to quickly analyze: No wonder the birthplace is in the hospital. I am actually an aborigine with a script in hand. I tried hard to save the police academy team who died early, but unfortunately I was seriously injured and was hospitalized with amnesia. Okay. The standard police academy Bai Yueguang starts. "I remember, you were in the bombing case that Hagi handled..." Matsuda Jinpei picked up a cigarette, adjusted his sunglasses, put away his tools, "Because he was too panicked during the evacuation, he fell down and suffered a concussion." ? Plop—— Miyagi Yu fell to the ground clutching his heart. It was agreed that the sixth person from Bai Yueguang Police Academy would start the game. With his level of physical skills, he had to cheat to take the police academy exam! * When I was staying at home, I met Vodka who suddenly came to the door. I saw a generous face through the peephole, wearing sunglasses and ringing the doorbell without saying a word. Miyagi Yu smiles: There will definitely be no problem this time. The hidden plot is necessary for time travel. I am actually a member of the black organization! Although it is very cliché, he likes it very much. However, for the sake of his own safety, Miyagi Yu still pretended to be stupid and politely asked the other party what he was doing. According to common sense, Vodka should pull out his pistol at this time and sneer and say, "Brother, I'm looking for you. This bottle of whiskey you don't know what it is." No matter how bad it was, we should have tricked him into opening the door and gave him a fatal blow, burying his bottle of fake wine and the secret together with him in the cement. ​At least it shouldn't be... "Hmph! It's really easy for me to find..." The tall organization member stepped into the apartment with a cold face, but instead held a thick stack of banknotes in his hand that should have drawn a gun. "Is it you who got Miss Yoko's exclusive signed album?" "Make a price. How much will you be satisfied with?" ? Chi la—— With tears in his eyes, Yu Miyagi handed over the express delivery that he had not yet had time to open. What about the probability of entering the winery as an undercover agent? The only interaction he had with the organization was the cold money transaction with the Gin boy. * …… Well, although he seems to be unable to be the enigmatic boss behind the scenes, he is ruthless and has fake wine mixed with water. Bai Yueguang is also the sixth man in the police academy, which almost eliminates the possibility of becoming a popular protagonist in Ke Tongwen. But at least, he still has hope and he still has a system! This is a must-have golden finger for time travel, this golden finger... I always feel something is weird. Dip - Leiwen System is here to serve you wholeheartedly [Today's character drawn is: Kudo Shinichi] [The first product of the extracted text is: Lanxin] Ding--the following is an appreciation of the wonderful passages. [Took the bait! [Kudo Shinichi smiled and started dancing, like a male servant in Takarazuka, circling around the office with brisk steps. Every movement and every look is charming and captivating. As he danced, he began to take off his clothes along with the dance steps, and ended up wearing only a shirt that barely covered his thighs. He took advantage of the last rotation to sit on Mao Lilan's lap, smiled and hooked his arms around Mao Lilan's neck. "Lan~" "New baby~beautiful~" Miyagi tour:...... Is your system serious? [Ding—Today's buff is being generated based on the text: Clothes will be eliminated instantly. [Buff effect: The buff wearer can designate any living/non-living object and forcibly remove the other party's clothing/coverings to obtain the best viewing experience. Miyagi tour:...... Is your system legal? * …… Although some systems may seem neither serious nor legal, they are here, so just use them. Although Miyagi Yu has a limited IQ, he cannot be the protagonist in a mystery series. But changing his thinking, with the help of the system, he can completely turn this place into a funny show. So—— Ding——Today's buff: Qingsi Thousand Series The mysterious force replaced the hair gel with a powerful hair restorer, and the famous detective who wanted to be cool showed off his long hair and was drowned in the sea of reporters as soon as he solved the case. The next day, the long-haired Mouri Kogoro appeared on the front page with the headline: "Descendants of Sleeping Beauty and Princess Rapunzel?" The famous detective who rose to fame turns out to be...! [Ding—today's buff: as white as jade] Kazami Yuya, who was ordered by his boss to purchase disguise equipment, was defrauded by an unscrupulous merchant. The foundation he bought was actually a counterfeit product that added a fluorescent agent specially supplied by the system. Bourbon, who intended to put on makeup and sneak into the investigation intelligence, was unaware of it. At the cocktail party, the lights suddenly went out, followed by the sound of gunshots and the president who fell to the ground. The killer who should have taken advantage of the darkness to escape was kicked down by a ball. In the darkness, the waiter, who had applied a lethal amount of fake white foundation to cover up his dark skin, emitted a glistening green light, like a warm jade sculpture, illuminating the area where the killer was. The next day, Reveal Amuro, disguised in a mask and glasses, appeared in the Tokyo Daily News: "A human-shaped light bulb appeared at the cocktail party?" The famous detective's disciple successfully defeated the criminal's dark conspiracy using only this trick...! * …… Although the case is progressing smoothly, the black organization is gradually being eroded, and various "accidents" that occur frequently often have unexpected and strange effects. But "accidents" are out of control. If they are not resolved for one day, big problems may suddenly break out on the day of the decisive battle. So the third Red Square Tea Party was fortunate enough to be held in Miyagi Yu's small apartment. Miyagi, who always appeared at the scene of the "accident" accurately, hurriedly cleaned up the fanbooks in the house, entertained the guests, and fell into deep thought: How did the red side find out that he secretly lost all those buffs? Ah? With his intelligence, can he still be the mastermind behind the scenes? Real or fake? "Wait a minute, he's not the protagonist, he's just an ordinary person who reads and writes fan fiction. How come the matter of defeating the black organization is left to him? Don't do it—— Reading guide: 1. No fake swords, no vests, purely funny articles, daily running accounts, will persecute everyone equally 2. The protagonist's profession is a fan writer and a chaotic neutral fun person, so you will see all kinds of evil villains. If you feel uncomfortable, please exit in time. The cp of the protagonist Lalang does not mean that the author is capable, because the author is just an omnivore and does not love Akaashi (?) 3. The timeline has been changed and will not follow the order of the episodes. Purpose: Books are the ladder of human progress