Original title: Caught by crazy critics after escaping to death
Copywriting:
Jiang Xuemian was summoned by the devil and traveled into a romance novel.
The devil wants him to seduce the male protagonist Xie Yanshu and gain Xie Yanshu's love, and also wants him to die tragically in front of Xie Yanshu at a specific time.
The devil threatens: If you don't do it, I'll kill you now.
Jiang Xuemian: Do you have the money to get it? Sign a contract? If you are working in vain, then do it now.
Devil:…
Jiang Xuemian: By the way, please be sure to settle in gold. Hard currency, you know?
Devil:…
He hasn't said he wants to give it yet!
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Jiang Xuemian used the plot to successfully get close to Xie Yanshu.
He was extremely excited.
Unexpectedly, the next second, he was pushed to the ground by the male protagonist.
Xie Yanshu: Who sent you to kill me?
Jiang Xuemian: I'm not a bad person! [Tears]
Xie: Then why did your heart beat so fast when you saw me drinking poison?
Jiang: That's not poison.
Xie: ... What kind of medicine is that?
Jiang: It's a good medicine that allows me and you to be happy together. [Wink]
Xie: You still said you were not the one who administered the medicine?
Jiang:……
Oops, I exposed my secret~
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In order to save her life, Jiang Xuemian used excessive force and seduced Xie Yanshu into marrying her.
What's more, he didn't expect that the devil was so vicious that he escaped on the wedding day.
Jiang Xuemian: No! I dream of marrying Xie Yanshu.
Devil: What do you mean? You don't want to do it?
Jiang Xuemian: No, I mean, you ruined my dream, you have to pay more.
Devil: ... You are really a bit humble as a human being.
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Relying on her perfect acting skills, Jiang Xuemian successfully escaped and returned to her original life.
He thought he would never see Xie Yanshu again.
Unexpectedly, he woke up one day to find him lying in a coffin.
Xie Yanshu stood outside the coffin and said softly: "My dear, don't be afraid. When the workers come, I will lie down in there and accompany you. At that time, I will let them nail the lid tightly and push us into the incinerator. When we turn into ashes, no one can separate us anymore!"
Jiang Xuemian: "..."
If he had known that the male protagonist was so crazy, he wouldn't have been so ruthless in teasing her!
By the way, if you admit your mistake now, can you avoid being burned?
Notes: 1. Normally sane, when crazy, life-threatening·Vampire attack
2. 1V1 Double C is a lighthearted and funny little sweet article.
3. There is no real villain in the whole story, except for a certain scumbag, all have good endings.
4. The whole text is fictional, please do not compare it with reality, thank you!
Intention: tearing up books for love
