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Zhang Youyou traveled through time, and his family was devastated except for a bookstore that was about to close down.
Look at the golden finger provided by God - the unlimited breeding system of cockroaches.
Shaking off goosebumps.
System: Dear, the cultivated cockroaches can transmit all intelligence information to you in real time~
As we all know, cockroaches are pervasive and common. They are hard to catch or kill. They are fast and can fly!
Make a fist hard.
Good!
Then start a newspaper and collect gossip from all over the world!
The next day, the "Cockroach Tabloid", a cancer of the world, went on sale for the first time. It was sold out as soon as it went on sale.
Title - Surprise! A decent man runs naked in the street and dances on a pole, just because...
The private xp of a doctor of Confucianism is exposed! I couldn't wait to take it off after I got home... Smell...
I went out to visit a brothel, only to find out that the leading courtesan was actually my senior brother? ? ?
Club experience sharing: a brief discussion on how to roll the roundest booger ball with your hands
A robber robbed an old man of his excrement in broad daylight. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?
With the help of endlessly breeding cockroaches, Zhang Youyou became the richest man in the world and the largest newspaper dealer.
Slogan: There is no secret in the world that she doesn't know!
Everyone in the world is in danger, and all sects, regardless of good or evil, unite to attack the "devil" Zhang Youyou.
Who would have thought that as soon as the crusade meeting was held, it would be surrounded and defeated by the leader of the martial arts alliance.
The current leader of the alliance, who is the youngest, most handsome, coldest, and has never been a womanizer, can defeat thousands of people with one sword: "Zhang Youyou is my wife, whoever touches her will die!"
Everyone was shocked.
Zhang Youyou was behind him, sticking out his tongue at everyone: "You can't beat me, just a little bit~"
Oops, who knew that such a handsome cool guy could be a kind-hearted person who would blush and feed millet grains to cockroaches.
Yan Yao: "Because I love you, I love the house and the bird."
Later, the system was upgraded and the formula was updated.
Zhang Youyou came up with a new healing liquid in ancient times. Once the magic medicine came out, it was invincible. Countless people vomited, drank, shed tears, and knelt down to beg.
As long as she stamps her foot, the market will shake three times, affecting the whole world in minutes.
The prototype of the cockroach in this article is the Guangdong giant cockroach, which has double ponytails and can fly.
The copy was saved at 22:44 on January 30, 2025
Purpose: Discovering happiness in the world is the meaning of life
It's February, when will it be updated?