Master, I Think You Are Destined to Commit Suicide

The entire order for this article is less than 1r, please promise me to read the original version^^ All the babies who have ordered, please give me a good review ~ I will open the next book "Big Circus" / "Light Peck" ~ Please continue to give me your advice ~ -The love story of "big fool" and "little fool" -The comment section has been opened, friendly discussions are welcome! -The thin-skinned male protagonist who blushes easily x the contrasting "black sesame glutinous rice dumpling" type female protagonist Below is the copy 1. Song Shuzhao was 25 years old. After the last cousin in the family got married, she naturally became the only one who was bombarded during the Chinese New Year. In order to avoid the blind date arranged by her family, she learned a set of words that became popular on the Internet this year. "Secret work." "At the border." "Died." "No one should mention it again, or I will die for my love." Song Shuzhao pretended to be crazy and cried at home for several days. Her relatives said that she was possessed by an evil spirit, and they all gave advice to Song's father and mother. "Why don't you find someone... And show it to Zhaozhao. Don't be possessed by something dirty." Okay! This is because physical attacks are useless, so use metaphysics on her. Song Shuzhao was determined to resist to the end. She pinched her thighs at home. When she heard the door open, she was about to burst into tears. The next second she saw the face of the "Great Immortal". Her mouth opened halfway and instantly turned into a shy smile. "Help me up, I can do this." 2. While she was resigning and unemployed, in order to avoid her parents' nagging and blaming, Lin Qiuyu ran to her grandma's house overnight. As a student who graduated from traditional Chinese medicine, my grandma suggested that he set up a fortune-telling stall based on his situation. "What's wrong? There's actually no difference between the two. It's just that one sees reality and the other sees fiction." "Hand out." "Open your mouth, stick out your tongue, let me take a look." …… Lin Qiuyu followed the advice and told fortunes on the surface, but in reality felt the pulse. As a result, his reputation accidentally spread, and people said that he was a "great immortal" who was even better than his grandmother. During the Chinese New Year, he was even asked to help the daughter of a relative and friend to solve the love affair. He bit the bullet and went there. After seeing clearly who the "party" was, Lin Qiuyu's expression suddenly changed. He really can't resist this woman. Is it too late to run away now... 3. Song Shu Zhaoqing retreated from his parents, came to Lin Qiuyu's side, suddenly stretched out his right hand, and said pretendingly. "Master, actually I can also tell fortunes." "You see, the love line on my palm started relatively late, but you see it is quite long, and it is not bifurcated." "Do you know what this means?" Lin Qiuyu had never heard of this statement and asked curiously: "What does it mean?" Song Shuzhao replied without blushing or heartbeat: "It means that I am a very dedicated woman, and you will be super happy if you are with me. So, master, do you have WeChat?" Lin Qiuyu:...... He found that someone who seemed to be more capable of deceiving people than him had appeared. But in the following decades, Lin Qiuyu had to admit that Song Shuzhao did not lie at all. Being with her is indeed super, super happy ^_^ -Small sweet article, everything is set for emotional service, but if there is anything unprofessional, you are welcome to point it out, I will accept it humbly and make changes in time. -The copy was first published on January 30, 2025, and subsequent additions and modifications will be saved as screenshots Purpose: Reject feudal superstition