The Spirit Body of the Chief Guide Always Surrounds Me

[Two guides, talented monsters, jealousy, lack of sense of security, attack Chi Rang was trapped in the illusion due to an accident while out for training. He wandered around for seven days and finally came out, only to find that seven years had passed outside. Not to mention his student status, his household registration was all canceled for him. Chi Rang: nb, I became a gangster in my last school. What's even worse is that his good roommate Ji Yan has become the chief guide. Chi Rang:? Study secretly behind my back, and we agreed to be the tail end of the crane together. Ji Yan: I just have better luck and don't have real strength. Chi Rang: If I hadn't seen your evolved spiritual body, I would have believed it The northern long-tailed tit turned into a phoenix: (get Ji Yan's eyes) clack, cluck, cluck, clack Chi Rang: ... It's not called that, right? After re-registering their household registration and renewing their school registration, Ji Yan and Fenghuang ran forward and backward, jumping up and down. Chi Rang looked at the golden chick in his arms and was furious. Chi Rang: Egg Yolk, you can also change yourself! Egg yolk: Ji! Chi·Regrettably Exit·Jiang: Chickens are not as good as humans! Chickens are not as good as humans. —— A former classmate changed his mind to become the chief instructor, and the missing person returned angrily to the end of the crane. Chi Rang didn't understand. How could Ji Yan come back to be an instructor when he was already the chief? What's the matter with being an instructor and picking on him all day long? He was not allowed to live in the sanctuary and was forced to live with him in the tower, saying that he could regain his original memory. I didn't give him anything in the exams, so I picked out the key points when he asked for leave, and waited for him to go to his room alone to ask for it. Although, forget it. The point is, why does your cackling phoenix keep circling around me? ! And! Egg yolk is something my mental body cannot eat! ! You are not allowed to bite me either! ! ! When Chi Rang saw the egg yolk in Phoenix's mouth, it made a sharp crackling sound: "Ji Yanyan! Mind your bird! Don't touch my chicken!" "It's both birds!!" —— Ji Yan has a secret. He fell in love with his roommate Chi Rang at first sight, so much that he could hide his talents and accompany him to skip classes and work for meals, take exams unexpectedly, and act like the tail end of a crane if he failed to pass the mark. The former chief of Tali looked at the qualification test report and transcript and was so angry that he performed a set of military boxing. After Chi Rang disappeared, Ji Yan entered the tower, but refused to have contact with any of the sentinels for spiritual comfort. He only provided guides to make short films. The former chief was so angry that he performed a set of military punches. The chief was very angry and chose a good and auspicious day for him to undergo a physical examination to find highly matching sentinels in the database. 404Not found There is no sentinel! Chief: Ji Yan, tell me the truth. Are you a guide? Ji Yan: Well... Why doesn't it count (pretending to be weak) If there is no sentry, then test the guide! 404 Not found again Chief:? Ji Yan: Maybe... He is not in the library Chief: What you mean is that you are 20 this year and your partner has not yet been born. Ji Yan: Chief, what you think is so disgusting Chief:......*** —— Thane Reporter, Bringing you the latest news every day! Today's news: "Chief Bai Yueguang! It's actually...[Click to view]" "The cause of the incident seven years ago has been revealed, the black hole... [Click to view]" "Li Tao, who will become the next Black Sentinel [click to view]" "Why did the chief's spiritual body end up here...[Click to view]" "The results of the Sanctuary Sentinel Guide are out, and he is the first... [Click to view]" Small theater: Chi Rang bought a best-selling book. "How to Get the Chief Executive", the recommendation is: This book will help you get the chief executive, and then reach the top of your life! No one knows better than me, my direction! As for the reason why he bought this book, it wasn't because of the yellow, white or black ones—— It's just that this book is on sale recently, and it's only priced at 128 Baita coins, which is a very suitable price for instant noodles. So when he opened the book and found that there were only four words in the book, "Become Chi Rang", his first reaction was: [Let me just say that I am very heavy, and it is just right for pressing instant noodles] The second reaction is: What does it mean? Why do you want to be me? Ji Yan's account: Baita Coin – 128 Let's put down the advance copy of the next book OVO [Can eat and do things ×] Jiang Shi couldn't help but understand how someone could really believe in the "surprise succubus" trick. If you send "surprise succubus" in the comment area, you can receive succubus or something. At first glance, it's a traffic trick. It's really funny. Three minutes later Jiang Shiwu: Surprise Succubus The next morning, when Jiang Shiwu opened the door to throw out garbage, he saw the wet man by the door. He had only one thought in his mind: No, is it true? But don't tell me, this succubus is pretty easy to use. It can do everything from cooking to cleaning and housework. Jiang Shiwu looked at the "goods" working in the kitchen and gave the merchant a favorable review with satisfaction: fast transportation, good packaging, and very capable. He was indeed very capable. A month later, when Jiang Shiwu rubbed his waist and paid for the meal to "Succubus", he thought that he should lose one star for being so capable. Until one day, Jiang Shiwu received a courier. When he opened it, he saw that it was a box of sexual supplies. The delivery merchant was the owner of "Surprise Succubus". He was about to thank the merchant for being responsible for the after-sales service, when he suddenly found that the merchant sent him a message: Your goods are lost, we will reissue them to you, please confirm and sign for them. Jiang Shiwu:? The goods are lost. Who are you? Gui Yan: I'm your dear husband~ Jiang Shiwu: ber, are you not a succubus? Gui Yan: No (frank) Jiang Shiwu: Then you "eat" so much all day long Gui Yan: Baby, I'm hungry~ Small Theater 1: Signing This was a box of toys that was supposed to be shipped back and forth, but a big problem arose when the visa was refused. "Do you want me, or do you want it?" Gui Yan's canine teeth rubbed the back of his neck, one hand was around his waist, and the other was fiddling with the things in the box, "Huh? Why doesn't the baby talk?" "Asshole... You..." Jiang Shiwu bit his lower lip, hearing the low laughter of the people behind him and the sound of the fingers grazing the courier slip mixed in his ears. "Baby, you can't see the express delivery bill clearly. What should I do if I can't return the goods?" "Then you won't retreat!" His voice was already crying, "Don't... Guiyan, you... I'll fuck you, don't..." "Can't you use it, baby? But..." Guiyan bit his earlobe, "There is no pen here, so I can only use it~" "Baby, how can you waste food?" "You're not a succubus!" "Hmm, I'm not a succubus, the baby is the succubus, and the baby is so edible~" "I signed for the baby~" Small Theater 2: Inspection Jiang Shiwu was very worried when he served Guiyan food for the first time. After all, he didn't even have a dog. Later I discovered that this thing was similar to a dog. It was full of energy, exercised a lot, and never had enough to eat. The most important thing is that he understands human nature and can unzip his pants. Intention: The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead