The copy of advance collection of "Life Simulation, But the Great Route" is at the bottom
One day, the Celestial Dragons gathered together to complain.
A: It's not peaceful outside recently. There's a guy who beats up the Tianlong people every chance he gets. My brother can't even get out of bed now.
B: That's right. Someone killed so-and-so next door in front of me.
C: My leg was broken by the sack!
D: How can there be so many people who are timid? Could it be the same person?
A: He is very thin, uses a sword, is masked, and has green hair.
B: She is short, uses a throwing knife, and has red hair.
C: I didn't see the face, but the voice sounded like that of an old man, who kept coughing.
D (Silence) (Angry): The navy is trash and why don't they arrest them?
One day, the emperors of the underground world gathered together for a meeting.
The King of High-end Loans: Recently there was a young boy who was so ignorant that he ruined a lot of my good things.
Hidden Master: There is also an old woman with purple hair who destroyed many of my warehouses.
Otou Funeral Home: There is a black-haired killer who stole a lot of my business
King of Shipping: There is also a pink-haired girl who destroyed my transportation chain. Even Joker is not afraid of it. Morgans, you are the emperor of intelligence and you haven't found out anything?
Intelligence Emperor (sweating crazily):...
One day, senior navy officials gathered for a meeting.
Marshal: There have been a lot of people targeting the Celestial Dragons recently, and there has been a lot of commotion. Which one of you is going to deal with it?
General A: It sounds good, but it's scary. Who is so bold? I really want to get to know you, but unfortunately I'm too busy, so why don't I go to Sakaski?
General B: Ah, the newcomers are very angry. They are not the type I am good at dealing with. I might as well go with General Akainu.
General C:... Let the Shichibukai handle it
The king's Qibukai gathered together for a meeting.
Brother Ming: Those sword wielders have your style. Give me an explanation, Hawkeye.
Eagle Eye: I don't have a green student (yet)
Brother Ming: You really didn't give any casual advice?
Hawkeye: I don't have any black-haired students
Brother Ming: You must be feeling guilty for actually answering all questions.
Several people watching the show: Bucky, Hawkeye is not panicked, why are you panicking?
A certain clown (sweating profusely) (cursing inwardly): It's not easy to be a spy. He asked for a salary increase and at least three treasure maps every month!
One day, the Heart Pirates gathered together for a meeting.
Bebo: The captain has fallen in love with a female bear recently.
Pei Jin: You are the only one who likes female bears. The captain also likes someone... Wait, does the captain like someone? Is the pink-haired girl I saw last time still the black-haired girl?
Xia Qi: The tall one or the small and exquisite one? Purple eyes or green eyes?
Pei Jin: Oops, there are so many women hanging out with the captain that it's hard to tell them apart. Who's going to ask? Xia Qi, you go
Xia Qi: I won't go, let Bebo... Bebo, why are you crying?
Bebo (with tears in his eyes): Wow, wow, wow, the captain is such a playboy!
The captain passing by (veins twitching in his forehead): You are all talking about the same person! ! !
(The first version was written on January 20, 2025) (The second version was written on February 9, 2025)
Reading reminder:
1. CP: Alila x Luo, the official intersection of the two comes later.
2. Invincible except at the beginning, growth and adventure flow
3. I cut my own leg meat and don't like to order the fork.
Advance copy copy of "Life Simulation, But the Great Route"
A friend recommended to you a holographic game that combines love adventure and farming management.
One week.
As a new player in the game, you decided to be a civilian first, farm, and upgrade. As a result, the whole village was burned down by pirates and you became an orphan.
Fortunately, your luck is high enough and you became the adopted sister of Navy Admiral Zefa. After he became an instructor, he fell in love with his student Kizaru.
You accidentally learned about the world government's conspiracy against Zefa, and you were disappointed with the justice of the navy. You were impatient and at odds with your slow-tempered boyfriend, so you simply broke up and went to sea.
You are in danger.
You were rescued by the Whitebeard Pirates.
Although you have a happy memory with your second boyfriend Marco, the Whitebeard Pirates, who are more adventurous in style, cannot answer your questions. In the end, you chose to break up and go to sea.
You meet Hawkeye.
…
You meet the red-haired pirates.
…
You come to Wanguo and find answers while falling in love with Ka Er.
Just when you realized that you must overthrow the rule of the Celestial Dragons in order to live a peaceful life, you were betrayed by Doflamingo, who wanted to become the Shichibukai. Although your marine ex-boyfriend set you free and your pirate ex-boyfriend rescued you, you still ended your life.
Second week.
You choose to be a pirate at the beginning, go to Doflamingo immediately, decide to beat him up and then enslave him to further your career.
It turns out that you got the timeline wrong. Doflamingo is only ten years old now. He has lost his mother and his identity as a Celestial Dragon, and his life is miserable.
This is a cub with a bad personality, and you really just want to raise his little brother Rocinante. But in order to hold your thigh, Dover did laundry and cooking, and taught himself how to make clothes, and took care of you comfortably. With a wave of your hand, you decided to take care of it.
After the two cubs grew up, they confessed to you one after another.
Three weeks.
You choose to be a Celestial Dragon at the beginning, dismantling the world government from within.
You meet Shekrom from the Knights of God and Shanks, the twin brother who is said to have returned to Mariejoia without being a pirate.
The experience of getting along with red hair in the first two weeks tells you that this kid is just faking it.
You are in cahoots.
You fell in love.
Then, Shaklom said that he would also join.
Mission: Go forward bravely for your family, ordinary people can also create miracles
Reader comments
We must be together in the next life!
I'm really convinced. I'm really convinced. Don't I have a mouth?
It may be a bit inflamed. If you feel uncomfortable, you can use your other hand to massage the entire palm. It will not be so painful.
Come on, it's very well written.
It's great, it feels more exciting to be a civilian upgrade stream instead of an official second generation stream; the world-class banquet is so lively! The world-class brawl between Kaido Sansan finally got his wish [laughing]
This little Wu is so cute - he's still a poor little baby who waited obediently
No, why am I laughing so loudly [crying with laughter]
Hahahahahahahaha, it seems that I was seen when I was secretly dunking it before
We must be together in the next life!
I'm really convinced. I'm really convinced. Don't I have a mouth?
It may be a bit inflamed. If you feel uncomfortable, you can use your other hand to massage the entire palm. It will not be so painful.
Come on, it's very well written.
It's great, it feels more exciting to be a civilian upgrade stream instead of an official second generation stream; the world-class banquet is so lively! The world-class brawl between Kaido Sansan finally got his wish [laughing]
This little Wu is so cute - he's still a poor little baby who waited obediently
No, why am I laughing so loudly [crying with laughter]
Hahahahahahahaha, it seems that I was seen when I was secretly dunking it before
I want to see Shen Ran's sideline! ??
It made me laugh so hard, tea is okay [dog head]