An unorthodox sentence:
The big devil who was finally reborn was broken (forced) and bent (pressed) by a Buddhist cultivator.
Big Devil (in disbelief): Aren't you always calm and self-possessed?
Fo Xiu (indifferently): You seduced me.
The Big Devil (gritting his teeth): Aren't you the most stoic?
Fo Xiu (indifferently): You seduced me.
The Big Devil (angrily): Didn't you break up your love a long time ago?
Fo Xiu (indifferently): You seduced me.
The big devil (unbearable): That's enough! You are a blind man, how on earth could I seduce you?
Buddha: That's a good question. Let's read the text.
Big Devil:?
Text text:
The big devil Shen Xipo was reborn.
He was reborn in a world that seemed almost the same as his previous life, but was actually even more treacherous.
Lantern Festival.
The laughing children all held bright "lanterns" in their hands.
Shen Xipo took a closer look and discovered that the "lanterns" were actually round human heads.
"Courageous."
After a slight pause, he turned and left.
Lunar New Year's eve.
Hearing the ringing of the New Year's bell, people wearing pale white coats carried heavy wooden barrels and came to the equally pale door couplets.
Putting the brush into the bucket filled with foam from the body parts, people painted the firecrackers and themselves with bright red.
"Interesting."
After his eyebrows twitched slightly, he turned and walked away.
Moon Worship Festival.
Shen Xipo walked into a well-known local restaurant.
After taking a bite of the mooncake and chewing it a few times, he expressionlessly spat out the broken teeth and broken hair mixed with the filling.
"There is——"
Sick!
Who told you to waste food like this?
In his last life, people said that he had a face that would bring disaster to the country and the people; in this life, since "devils" are everywhere, he simply opened up his temper and acted wantonly.
First, he must let his name as the devil resound in this weird land.
Shen Xipo opened up an inn without saying a word, and found out that it was a black shop. Unexpectedly, he unlocked the "killing evil for the people" achievement. He couldn't bear it.
Hello! If he keeps killing me, he will become a saint!
After finally being reborn, he is here to commit evil, not to accumulate virtue!
The road to becoming a demon can be full of difficulties and obstacles, but you can't just go completely the other way!
In addition, there was another thing that made him quite upset——
He met a Buddhist monk.
As a demon, Shen Xipo has always disliked those sanctimonious people, especially monks.
Therefore, when he met an "interesting" Buddhist cultivator in a new world, he subconsciously made things difficult for that person in every possible way.
However, no matter how provocative he was, that person remained unmoved, as if he was born without a temper.
But how can there be people in the world who are truly pure in their six roots?
Shen Xipo didn't believe anything he said.
Hehe.
If one move doesn't work, change it to another.
Soon, Shen Xipo came up with another wicked way——
I'll fuck you up.
In line with the monk's principle that no matter how he flirts with her, he won't get angry. As soon as he flirts with her, he becomes so ruthless that he loses his temper and loses his life. It's like he's in a state of no self.
After a while.
His new method seemed to be working.
The people he deliberately provoked finally no longer wore a hypocritical mask day after day, but had a trace of vitality, and they were gradually drifting away from the word "Buddhist cultivation".
You're done!
When the matter is over, he brushes off his clothes and hides his body and name.
Shen Xipo escaped with peace of mind.
But——
No matter how you slipped away, why do you always feel like there is something sinister behind you?
It was as if someone had been watching secretly.
But isn't that man blind?
Haha...
If nothing else, there should have been an accident. Jpg
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The compassionate and merciful Holy Father, Buddhist cultivator, attacks the cruel and ruthless beautiful devil.
Gong is a Buddhist cultivator, has hair, will be blind in the early stage, and will recover in the later stage; Shou is a real devil, good looking and bad tempered, will be punished by anger.
There will be some missing descriptions, so be cautious if you are timid.
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Reader comments
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After doing this, you ran away and the monk went to collect the punishment?
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The blind master of aftermath picks up his wife and son 100% empty-handed
Actually, I haven't read it yet, but I felt that the author was very perseverant and sent it to me.
This chapter is so scary...
Is it a betrothal gift? () The blind man was so partial that he gave twenty yuan [Good Luck Lotus] [Good Luck Lotus] [Good Luck Lotus]
Happy Women's Day!
Ah, what is this mouth? ! !
It's not like cultivators specially picked the land to rob money, right?
My monthly exam is back! I will enjoy watching it!
Today is the 300th day of reading large-scale writing! Thank you so much for continuing to write such delicious articles! I hope it will get better and better in the future! Peace and success!
After taking the mid-term exam, I enjoyed reading more than a dozen chapters! [Love Eyes][Love Eyes]
I'm currently preparing for a study test! 😭😭There is no time to read novels. Take good care of your health! It's so easy to catch the flu lately
I have been led astray by Demon Shen. When can I get rid of these unpleasant bean pastes?
Happy belated winter solstice! Please stay warm this winter!
I'm back! The college entrance examination is finally over wwww and I can come back to taste the delicious article power! But I've almost forgotten the plot, and I'll probably have to watch it from the beginning ()
I immediately came into close contact with the earth and asked for [Good Luck Lotus] [Good Luck Lotus] [Dog Head]
[Purple Sugar]kswl ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... So delicious)
Devil Shen unknowingly set the flag [lucky lotus][lucky lotus][lucky lotus]
Why are you flirting every day [Good Luck Lotus][Good Luck Lotus][Good Luck Lotus]
Help me, I'm dying of panic [melted] [melted] [melted] Why does it feel like Demon Shen has been hovering on the edge of death🏳️🏳️🏳️
I only slept for three days this time. The monk is very skilled in medicine [Good Luck Lotus] [Good Luck Lotus]
After doing this, you ran away and the monk went to collect the punishment?
It's great to be fattened for 100 chapters [milk tea] [milk tea] [milk tea]
The blind master of aftermath picks up his wife and son 100% empty-handed
Actually, I haven't read it yet, but I felt that the author was very perseverant and sent it to me.
This chapter is so scary...
Is it a betrothal gift? () The blind man was so partial that he gave twenty yuan [Good Luck Lotus] [Good Luck Lotus] [Good Luck Lotus]
Happy Women's Day!
Ah, what is this mouth? ! !
It's not like cultivators specially picked the land to rob money, right?